Stupid Headlines 041716
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
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Bible
makes list of books most challenged at libraries, public schools – Well it’s got all that begatting and ‘eye for eye’
stuff.
Young women are asking for (and getting) more pay than men – So after three federal laws attempting to correct gender pay discrimination it turns out all you have to do is ask!
Wife set sleeping husband on fire, investigators say –
Now that is a real “Wake Up Call!”
Governor wants parts of North Carolina rights law changed – I’m
not sure how I feel about this; I guess I could go either way.
Australian dad arrested for buckling up beer, not kids – “Foster’s”
it’s Australian for “save the beer, screw the kids.”
US reportedly has plan to arm moderate Syrian rebels in case cease-fire
fails – Will the real “Moderate Rebels” please stand up.
Former Mr. Met calls it a 'slap in the face' that the team denied him
an NL Champion ring – Dude…you danced around with a giant baseball
puppet head! Pretty sure the team would
have won without you.
10 Of the Most Deadly Snakes
In The World – OK,
the first four are easy, followed by rattlers, cobras and then I’m stuck.
Minnesota speeder caught doing 171 mph on Highway 61 – Caught? I
want to know what the heck the cop was driving.
Ted Cruz looks for Wyoming
sweep – Oh, this
is ridiculous, I don’t know about the infidelity rumors, but I’m pretty sure
that…what…oh,
sweep…never mind.
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So on first glance you thought Ted Cruz was going to mate with a Wyoming sheep? That's crazy! No self respecting sheep would ever mate with a weasel. Apparently only a Goldman Sachs partner would mate with a weasel. ;)
ReplyDeleteYour headlines & comments are one of my favorite parts of the week!!
ReplyDeleteI already knew the bit about rich people living longer. Justin Timberlake made a movie about it, where people wore a clock with their remaining time on their wrists and they could buy more. I hadn't realized it was a documentary.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha. I linked you to Silly Sunday as usual.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
Heeheehee! Excellently done, as usual!
ReplyDeleteHum, wonder if Mrs. Met is also seeking an NL ring. If he gets one, she should too. Evidently all she will have to do is ask:)
ReplyDeleteThese are always so funny, especially with your added commentary. The truly bizzare part is that most of them are true!
ReplyDeleteI didn't know they had Sesame Street in Afghanistan, or TVs for that matter.
ReplyDeleteOf course my 13-year-old self is guffawing at your TITle clip.
ReplyDeleteWife set sleeping husband on fire ... this is much, much worse than being called a "jerk."
ReplyDeleteAnd LOL at Lowandslow's comment!
Hahahaha. Former Mr. Met wants a ring! Hahahaha. And I too want to know what that cop was driving in Minnesota! Holy smokes!
ReplyDeleteWow. . . this 'acid rain' thing is apparently WAAAAYYYY more serious than I thought. . .
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