Some Personal Thoughts

Some Personal Thoughts

My brother sent these to me.  I’ve seen some before on blogs, Facebook or elsewhere, but all are good and I saved them for a blogging rainy day.  Oh look, it’s raining!

My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds.  Only 15 to go.

Ate salad for dinner!  Mostly croutons & tomatoes.  Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce.  And cheese.   FINE, it was a pizza.  I ate a pizza.


How to prepare Tofu:

  1. Throw it in the trash.

  2.  Grill some Meat.


I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.


I don't mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.


A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.


Kids today don't know how easy they have it.  When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.


Senility has been a smooth transition for me.


I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....I forgot where I was going with this.


I love being over 70.   I learn something new every day.......and forget 5 others.


A thief broke into my house last night......He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.


My dentist told me I need a crown.  I was like:  I KNOW, Right?


I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.