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Monday, April 18, 2016

Some Personal Thoughts

Some Personal Thoughts

My brother sent these to me.  I’ve seen some before on blogs, Facebook or elsewhere, but all are good and I saved them for a blogging rainy day.  Oh look, it’s raining!

My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds.  Only 15 to go.

Ate salad for dinner!  Mostly croutons & tomatoes.  Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce.  And cheese.   FINE, it was a pizza.  I ate a pizza.

How to prepare Tofu:

  1. Throw it in the trash.

  2.  Grill some Meat.

I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

I don't mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

Kids today don't know how easy they have it.  When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....I forgot where I was going with this.

I love being over 70.   I learn something new every day.......and forget 5 others.

A thief broke into my house last night......He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.

My dentist told me I need a crown.  I was like:  I KNOW, Right?

I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.


  1. Funny stuff, Joe--I may (probably will) steal some of it!!

  2. Thank you so much for making me laugh. I love the Tofu instructions.

  3. Some gems there, I kept finding favourites so decided it would be better to steal the lot. I'll be back with the swag bag!

  4. Yep, I can definitely identify with the out of order sticker one!

  5. Nice. Come to think of it, a crown would be perfect for me. Just so everybody else knows what I already know about me.

  6. Heeheehee! Yep, men will live longer if they don't mention her weight.

  7. Glad it was raining - these are great.

  8. My favorite is the pizza crouton! Hahaha. I hadn't seen that one before. And the cardio spider web - every time! -

  9. I want one of those pizza's please.

    I love them all and I can so relate.

    Have a fabulous day Cranky. ☺

  10. These are delightfully funny and am certain I will steal some of them--oh Hell--pretty sure all of them.

  11. I love the idea of finishing a fourteen day diet in three hours.

  12. Hi Cranky,

    I thought you may have forgotten where you put these?

    (Sorry ageist joke!!).




  13. I totally agree about the tofu one!


  14. These are great! I love the last one best of all... I am having one of those kind of days, please send some stickers! :-)
    Josie Two Shoes
    from Josie's Journal

  15. Thanks for the smiles! So many seem to apply to me...

  16. PS Is that Gubba still on the floor??

  17. Nine feet through shag carpet. Lol.

  18. I laughed out loud at some of these! Loved the shag carpet one.


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