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That should be little person.
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Alabama boy, 10, steers truck to safety after harrowing 10-mile ordeal – They start early in Alabama.
Kid was a hero…In New Jersey they’d fine him for not having a driver’s license.
City birds are smarter than rural birds – Maybe book learning, but rural birds have more common sense.
Florida Man steals BMW he tried to buy with food stamps – I hear the BMW is a sweet ride, but I’m pretty sure that does not qualify as food.
First-time flier mistakes emergency exit for bathroom – First and I assume last-time flier.
Oops! Rhode Island tourism video features Reykjavik, Iceland – Is there really that much difference in the winter?
Flying saucer found smashed to bits in Roswell, suspect in custody – Police described the suspect as a small man with a big head and tiny ears. He appeared to be high on pioeouieemium at the time.
First graders suspended after plotting to kill classmate – Wow, suspension! They are getting tough these days. When I was in school plotting to kill a classmate was good for only one, maybe two hours of detention.
New Jersey's ban on headstone sales takes effect – Fortunately I bought mine on Black Friday at half price.
Brewers pitcher suffers serious injury taking off his shoe – I once threw my back out putting on my pants. This is why I now always stretch before I dress or undress.
Angry customer unleashes 13-foot snake in restaurant – The article does not say if he took the leash off, or if the snake just slithered out of his collar.
China is Now The World's Largest Beer Market – Actually that should be largest BEEL market.
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!