Sunday, April 24, 2016
STUPID HEADLINES 042416
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Robbers in tin foil suits try to beat bank alarm sensor as camera watches – I doubt they will beat the wrap.
Pelosi's husband invested in solar firm weeks before lucrative expansion – I forget, why did Martha Stewart go to jail?
Burglar knocks over paint can, leaves trail of footprints – This would so be me. That’s why I stayed away from a life of crime.
McDonald's customer accused of putting soda in water cup charged with robbery – I ordered a small soda and then refilled it once, but then I’m a rebel.
AC/DC drummer pleads guilty – Then innocent, then guilty, then innocent, then...
Guggenheim Museum to display fully functional gold toilet – This is Toto-ly crazy.
Michigan teen begins 111-mile walk with brother on back - Clearly “He Ain’t Heavy.” Seriously, this is a very touching story.
Canadian high school basketball star is 29-year-old man – If he can hit the three and rebound, who cares?
Va. Governor restores voting rights for felons – There are plenty in Congress, may as well let them vote as well.
Judge sentences Special Forces vet, spends night in jail with him – Judge spends night with him? No wonder it was such a short sentence. Actually this is another really nice story.*
Kelly Ripa plans return to daytime talk show Tuesday – I know I’ll be watching. What is more entertaining that a 90 lb. sweet little white girl ripping a new one on a 250 lb. tough black dude?
If Michael can charm his way through this, he IS the MAN!
*Next week I may post Really Nice Headlines Sunday…I doubt I can find enough for a post.
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!