STUPID HEADLINES 092715
IT IS TIME AGAIN FOR
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
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| Guns are OK as long as they have a silencer. |
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes
sophomoric comments. As in previous
weeks, There is no fake headline contest!
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Scientist awarded for
unboiling an egg – If he could only teach politicians to undo a tweet.
There
is no fake headline contest!
Philadelphia Newspaper Asks Pope Francis to Fix Eagles
During Visit to City – I suppose he
could make them all Cardinals.
There is no fake headline contest!
Sources say Apple car on the way in 2019 – Great so
every six months I’ll have to turn it in for the newest version.
There is no fake headline contest!
Cowboy ticketed for riding horse while intoxicated – He swears he didn’t know the horse was drunk.
There is no fake headline contest!
100-year-old man sets five
world records at San Diego track meet – 1. He showed up. 2. He finished. 3. He didn’t
get hurt. 4. He remembered all his events. 5.
Seriously this dude is friggin amazing!
There is no fake headline
contest!
Puppy Shoots Florida Man – Puppy
to use the stand your ground defense.
(Had to have at least one wacky headline from Florida…Thx Pixel.)
There is no fake headline contest!
5 Arrested in Math Lab bust- 3 turned him in, 4, 2 and 1
are on the run. (Thx Skip) There is no
fake headline contest!
Residents Put ‘No Californians’
Stickers on Portland For-Sale Signs – Oregon resident C. Chatterbox told reporters, “Once those
Californians move in…there goes the neighborhood!”
There is no fake headline contest!
Now the cultural cleansers
want to ban a familiar Southern word – I agree, I believe “Ya’ll” is
very offensive it implies everyone is…you know ya’ll, not ya’individual.
There is no fake headline contest!
Dalai Lama says any female
successor would have to be 'attractive' – Successor
would be a Dolly Lama.
There is no fake headline contest!
Scots have 421 words for snow
– And no one
can understand a single one of them. “Ay n be ser n besnerden der fremdo eh
laddie?”
There is no fake headline contest!
Competitive eaters devour goat
to break Chicago Cubs 'curse' – Well, that and some hitting and good pitching ought to
do the trick.
There
is no fake headline contest!
Come
back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
where There is no fake headline
contest!
Good morning ( it is morning here), I've just joined your blog as a follower.
ReplyDeleteI found your comment on the Cardinals not sophomoric at all, pure first rate wit in fact!
That and a comment on someone else's blog about a rainy picture seeming a Monet painting decided me to follow you.
I hadn't been blog hunting for a long while, and I feel like I have made quite a catch :-)
At first, I thought the Philadelphia newspaper was requesting that The Pope spay The Eagles. I'm glad you made it clearer. I mean, they've been playing bad ball, but that's hardly reason enough to prevent them from reproducing.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see how reversing the cooked egg works. And why would you want to even do that? Changed your mind from hard boiled to over easy?
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Cranky. I linked you to Silly Sunday. ☺
Yes, I say this all the time, mostly to cover the fact that I moved to Oregon from California.
ReplyDeleteHeh, heh. The 100-year-old track star!
ReplyDeleteYou do have the best editorials on the headlines. Hum, wonder if the 100 year old power house has a girl friend.
ReplyDeleteLooking for a sugar daddy, Patti?
DeleteThese all sound true to me. There must be no fake headline this week.
ReplyDelete;-p
I think the "There is no fake headline contest!!" IS the fake headline.
ReplyDeleteWell I see things have changed since I last saw your headline posts. No fake headlines? Fine, then I won't guess. Fun stuff as always. :)
ReplyDelete"Cowboy ticketed for riding horse while intoxicated"
ReplyDeleteCowBOY? I think that should be cowboyS, as in the entire team, Sunday, against the Atlanta Falcons. :)