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Sunday, September 27, 2015

STUPID HEADLINES 092715


STUPID HEADLINES 092715

IT IS TIME AGAIN FOR
Guns are OK as long as they have a silencer.
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.  As in previous weeks, There is no fake headline contest!

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Scientist awarded for unboiling an egg – If he could only teach politicians to undo a tweet.

There is no fake headline contest!


Philadelphia Newspaper Asks Pope Francis to Fix Eagles During Visit to City I suppose he could make them all Cardinals.

There is no fake headline contest!

Sources say Apple car on the way in 2019Great so every six months I’ll have to turn it in for the newest version.

There is no fake headline contest!

Cowboy ticketed for riding horse while intoxicated – He swears he didn’t know the horse was drunk.

There is no fake headline contest!

100-year-old man sets five world records at San Diego track meet 1.  He showed up. 2. He finished. 3. He didn’t get hurt. 4. He remembered all his events. 5.  Seriously this dude is friggin amazing!

 There is no fake headline contest!

Puppy Shoots Florida Man Puppy to use the stand your ground defense.  (Had to have at least one wacky headline from Florida…Thx Pixel.)

There is no fake headline contest!

5 Arrested in Math Lab bust- 3 turned him in, 4, 2 and 1 are on the run.  (Thx Skip)     There is no fake headline contest!

Residents Put ‘No Californians’ Stickers on Portland For-Sale Signs – Oregon resident C. Chatterbox told reporters, “Once those Californians move in…there goes the neighborhood!”

There is no fake headline contest!

Now the cultural cleansers want to ban a familiar Southern word I agree, I believe “Ya’ll” is very offensive it implies everyone is…you know ya’ll, not ya’individual.

There is no fake headline contest!

Dalai Lama says any female successor would have to be 'attractive' – Successor would be a Dolly Lama.

There is no fake headline contest!

Scots have 421 words for snow – And no one can understand a single one of them. “Ay n be ser n besnerden der fremdo eh laddie?”

 There is no fake headline contest!


Competitive eaters devour goat to break Chicago Cubs 'curse' – Well, that and some hitting and good pitching ought to do the trick.

There is no fake headline contest!


Come back next week for more


STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

where There is no fake headline contest!

11 comments:

  1. Good morning ( it is morning here), I've just joined your blog as a follower.
    I found your comment on the Cardinals not sophomoric at all, pure first rate wit in fact!
    That and a comment on someone else's blog about a rainy picture seeming a Monet painting decided me to follow you.
    I hadn't been blog hunting for a long while, and I feel like I have made quite a catch :-)

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  2. At first, I thought the Philadelphia newspaper was requesting that The Pope spay The Eagles. I'm glad you made it clearer. I mean, they've been playing bad ball, but that's hardly reason enough to prevent them from reproducing.

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  3. I'd like to see how reversing the cooked egg works. And why would you want to even do that? Changed your mind from hard boiled to over easy?

    Have a fabulous day Cranky. I linked you to Silly Sunday. ☺

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  4. Yes, I say this all the time, mostly to cover the fact that I moved to Oregon from California.

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  5. Heh, heh. The 100-year-old track star!

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  6. You do have the best editorials on the headlines. Hum, wonder if the 100 year old power house has a girl friend.

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  7. These all sound true to me. There must be no fake headline this week.

    ;-p

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  8. I think the "There is no fake headline contest!!" IS the fake headline.

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  9. Well I see things have changed since I last saw your headline posts. No fake headlines? Fine, then I won't guess. Fun stuff as always. :)

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  10. "Cowboy ticketed for riding horse while intoxicated"

    CowBOY? I think that should be cowboyS, as in the entire team, Sunday, against the Atlanta Falcons. :)

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