STUPID HEADLINES 092015
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. One of these is fake, but then I tell you so no guessing, there is no contest
Donald Trump in deal to sell Miss Universe – I didn’t think that was legal in this country…does she come with any guarantees?
IRS no longer accepting $100 million checks – That’s fine, I’ve decided to stop sending them anyway.
Emails that were thought missing show Hilary is sending out that Nigerian Prince spam – Oh, of course that’s fake…or is it?
Woman faces deportation after she's arrested during routine visit to her gynecologist – Is her name Katlyn?
Gunfire breaks out in Burkina Faso capital amid coup fears – OK, I have to admit I have no idea where this is. Does anyone know the name of the capitol of Burkina Faso? Would you believe OUAGADOUGOU? Trump better memorize this, he will probably be asked on the next debate.
New Jersey casino can regulate cocktail waitresses' weight, panel rules – How much for them to regulate my weight down about 20 pounds?
World Chess President Claims He Was Abducted By Space Aliens -- And They Invented Chess – That is just crazy! Everyone knows chess was invented by AL Gore.
Monty Python Star Terry Gilliam Says He's Not Dead – Who are we supposed to believe, the actor or the internet?
Hundreds of Bunnies Plague Washington Town – It’s that friggin Hefner, they follow him everywhere.
Man arrested after allegedly sniffing feet at Florida International library – Man used the Constanza plea, “Is that wrong? Should I not have done that? If I knew that was wrong I wouldn’t have done that.”
Medieval skeleton discovered in tree suffered violent death, experts say – The experts don’t really know, they just assume that being eaten by a tree would be violent.
That shooting star may actually be astronaut poop – Maybe they should not spike the Tang with hot sauce.
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