STUPID HEADLINES 092015
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes
sophomoric comments. One of these is
fake, but then I tell you so no guessing, there is no contest
Donald Trump in deal to sell
Miss Universe – I didn’t think that was legal
in this country…does she come with any guarantees?
IRS no longer accepting $100
million checks – That’s fine, I’ve decided to stop sending them anyway.
Emails that were thought
missing show Hilary is sending out that Nigerian Prince spam – Oh, of course that’s fake…or
is it?
Woman faces deportation after
she's arrested during routine visit to her gynecologist – Is her name Katlyn?
Gunfire breaks out in Burkina Faso capital amid coup fears –
OK, I have to admit I have no idea where this is. Does anyone know the name of the capitol of
Burkina Faso? Would you believe OUAGADOUGOU? Trump better memorize this, he will probably be asked on the next debate.
New Jersey casino can regulate cocktail waitresses' weight, panel rules
– How much for them to regulate my weight down about
20 pounds?
World Chess President Claims
He Was Abducted By Space Aliens -- And They Invented Chess – That is just crazy! Everyone knows chess was invented by AL Gore.
Monty Python Star Terry Gilliam
Says He's Not Dead – Who are we supposed to believe, the actor or the
internet?
Hundreds
of Bunnies Plague Washington Town – It’s that friggin
Hefner, they follow him everywhere.
Man arrested after allegedly sniffing feet at Florida International
library – Man used the Constanza plea, “Is that wrong?
Should I not have done that? If I knew that was wrong I wouldn’t have done
that.”
Medieval skeleton discovered in tree suffered violent death, experts
say – The experts don’t really know, they just assume that
being eaten by a tree would be violent.
That shooting star may actually be
astronaut poop – Maybe
they should not spike the Tang with hot sauce.
Come back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
New Jersey Casinois fake...isn't that illegal?
ReplyDeleteGood thing you told us. I'd have guessed several.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday. Like always.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
I don't believe this one: Gunfire breaks out in Burkina Faso capital amid coup fears – Nobody there fears a chicken coup. That's silly.
ReplyDeleteI think they're all true. Only because I'm too lazy to do some research.
ReplyDeleteThe best part of these headlines is your comments, Joe!
I think it's "Emails that were thought missing show Hilary is sending out that Nigerian Prince spam" but I can't be sure because I always mark hilary's emails as spam!! Where is the answer to last week's headlines?
ReplyDeleteYou can lead your commenters to instructions, but you can't make them read!
ReplyDeleteNot sure where he says with finality that one is fake ... so game on, IMO :)
DeleteI read several of these so I know some are true. All of them? The one about astronaut poop can't be true. C'mon Joe, say it ain't so!
ReplyDeleteWell...I knew the one about the foot smelling Floridian was true. Because if a stupid headline is from Florida - no matter how stupid it is - it's always true!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
ReplyDelete"That shooting star may actually be astronaut poop"
ReplyDeleteI always knew that freeze dried chili was going to come back and bite that bunch of over achievers!
Joeh, long time no see. A to Z probably. Oh how I love stupid headlines. Amazing they are in newspapers, magazines. and CNN and Fox and such.
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