THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
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Thursday, October 23, 2014
Too Many Shoes?
Too Many Shoes?
shoes?Not for Mrs. Cranky, no way.There are never enough shoes for Mrs.
Cranky.What is it with women and shoes?
Mrs. C is
not really a girly girl.She does not
like makeup; she is not fond of frilly clothes.
like her shoes.
Last week we
were cleaning out and reorganizing our closet.Reorganizing does not mean throwing anything away, it just means putting
things in different places.The first
order of business was to pull out all her shoes.It was my job to separate them and lay them
out in the hall for inspection.
Open toed or
summer shoes on the right, closed toed or winter shoes on the left.
Summer shoes on right Winter on the left
would indicate that Mrs. C has many more winter shoes than summer shoes.That would be incorrect.Mrs. C stores many of her shoes in her
car.Don’t ask, I don’t know.Most of her summer shoes are still in the
not all the shoes.There are shoes in
boxes in the closet that we did not even open.Mrs. C says she knows what they are…I doubt it.I suspect they have never been worn.
What to wear, what to wear?
At least if
we get invited to go out, or if she buys a new dress, she has a pair of shoes
that will be appropriate.
hear you ladies and I was only joking.Of course if there is a wedding coming up or some such event, Mrs.
Cranky will be at the mall looking for just the right shoe.
I have a
pair of sneakers, a pair of boat shoes, a pair of golf shoes and two pairs of
dress shoes one brown and one black.I
have not bought a new pair of shoes in three years.
I don’t get it,
why do women need so many shoes?
I do have to
say, when Mrs. C puts on a new pair of 5” heal platform shoes that makes her
walk in that special way, my pulse does race a bit.