It is time once again for
Caution, do not look directly at your speaker!
Eagle flies off with man's golf ball - This bird is definitely not par for the course.
Things to do in Kabul - The number one thing to do is play "Hide and Get the F*ck outta here."
Same-sex marriage spreads in 'red' states - Is there no way to stop this epidemic? Straight people are running to Canada in fear.
Jenny McCarthy's deep decolletage has men drooling - I have no idea what that is and i'm drooling.
British man faked coma for 2 years to avoid court - He was ultimately found guilty and sentenced to work for the Palace Guard.
Large Boulder found on Mt. Rushmore bears striking resemblance to Obama - No one noticed because it was behind a Bush.
Dumped woman spends a week in KFC to get over ex - I'd venture a guess that the dumper is not having second thoughts about the dumpee.
Rush Limbaugh thinks 'they' think we all deserve Ebola - I may lean to the right, but most of the time Rush is a big fat blowhard.
Maker of Camel cigarettes bans smoking in its offices - Look, up in the sky, pigs are flying!
Guidance counselor claims Seeing Eye dog got her bounced from school - I don't know what the complaint was, I'm just surprised a dog would have that much clout.
Schnauzer with microchip leads police on wild goose chase - Wouldn't that be loose dog chase?
There were two winners:
(I'm getting tired of handing out WHOOP-TEE-DOO's to these ladies)
I'm requesting drug testing for these two!
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