Woman says cop preached to her about Jesus during traffic stop - "Slow down for Christ sake!"
Drunken dancer attacked boyfriend with ax - She wanted top give him a lop dance.
Potato found growing inside woman after being used as contraceptive - Her husband didn't like fish and chips*.
Hidden bra camera shows woman how often breasts are ogled - Most men who were interviewed claim they were merely trying to see if there was a camera in the bra. I know I always check for a camera in a bra.
Brewery promoting beer with boobs - I always liked my beer with pretzels, but I'd be willing to experiment.
Diner owner takes prices off the menu, lets God 'control the cash register' - Is God taking his 10% off the top?
Did Sadie Robertson accidentally admit 'Duck Dynasty' is scripted? - Does anyone who has watched more than 5 minutes of this show not know it i9s scripted?
Man with 17-hour erection admitted to hospital - He also admitted it to the cop on the corner, the fire department, his bowling league, and any woman who would** listen.
Archeologists find 2000 year old skeleton of man who appears to be holding a remote - Only had two buttons, one for Fox News, the other for Cave Drawings.
'Gender inclusive' school district says drop 'boys and girls,' call kids 'purple penguins'- I can't see how that could confuse the children.
*Mrs. C said this is offensive, but she laughed so I left it in.
**Tee hee, I said wood, Val.
Last weeks fake headline was:
NONE OF THE ABOVE
And the winners are: