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|Ah...I think I'm coming down with something!|
Vietnam vet's prosthetic leg stolen at Philadelphia Eagles game - I think the Giants were missing a few limbs as well.
Vatican proposes 'stunning' shift on gays, lesbians - In a further 'stunning' development, the church asserts the Earth to be round!
Parrot missing for years returns speaking Spanish - You know they just mimic stuff don't you, and its owner doesn't speak parrot.
Hillary Clinton to deliver Vegas speech for $225G - That's a rip- off! UPS would deliver it any where in the US for less than $12.95.
Mysterious Clowns Terrorizing California City - Why is that news? That's been going on in Washington for years!
Some form of life after death is possible, study says - Most of the subjects questioned had nothing to say.
Kate Moss drinks from glass modeled after her breast - Fortunately she was not that thirsty.
Pricey Hermès bags 'reek like a skunk' - And that, is the derivation of "Stinking Rich."
Couple’s $680,000 Florida beach house is built on the wrong lot - Hey it could happen to anyone...right Scott?
Drunken Santa zombie enters St. Paul home - Down thru the chimney quick, quick, quick, comes the drunken zombie, old Saint Nick.
Schnauzer with microchip leads police on wild goose chase - Wouldn't that be loose dog chase?
Kansas City Royals advance to World Series - No, really, this is not the fake. The Royals are in the World Series!
Michigan funeral home provides drive-thru option - When you just have to say good bye on the fly.
Patient files lawsuit after waking up from colonoscopy wearing pink panties - The patient swears he came into the hospital with purple panties.
Archeologists find 2000 year old skeleton of man who appears to be holding a remote - Only had two buttons, one for Fox News, the other for Cave Drawings.
Apparently it was too easy...lots of winners. Only 6 got it wrong THE WINNERS: