STUPID HEADLINES 020214
It is time once again for:
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline is completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.
Birds attack peace doves freed from Pope Francis' window – God’s way of saying “Ya gotta try harder than that!”
Virginia poised to vote on bill to allow Sunday hunting – Hunt? What hunt? It comes right after Saturday…duh!
German newspaper publishes top Nazi's letters – And #7 in the count down, a dear Elke letter from Heinrich Himmler!
Dad spent 2.5 years in prison for blogging about his divorce – Any similarity between characters mentioned in this blog and real life people are purely coincidental.
20 children hospitalized for gun injuries every day in US – Well for Heaven’s sake, take the guns away from those children!
Pentagon fumes as Afghanistan frees hardened Taliban fighters- They are supposed to tell us where and when before they release them.
Bipartisan lawmakers reach deal on farm bill – I wonder what country this headline came from.
Colorado high school basketball player benched over prosthetics – 8’4” Colorado High center claims prosthetics are not an advantage. Opponents call them pogo-stick stilts.
White powder causes scare at three hotels near Super Bowl site – Hello! Super Bowl…football…athletes…feet!
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio calls East Rutherford, New Jersey “The sixth borough of New York City” – Well the Hudson River sort of gets in the way…
Last week’s fake stupid headline was:
Woman’s group demands gender terminology to change “Men” to “PWAPS” or “Persons with a penis.” – This is way too confusing, aren’t women commonly known as “PWAPS” or “Persons without a penis?”
And the winners are:
i'm gonna go with pwaps
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I'm going to go with the PWAP story
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BLissed-Out Grandma said...
PWAPs ... funny word, makes me laugh. And I vote for that headline.
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