STUPID HEADLINE 022314
It is
time once again for:
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STUPID
HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric
and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline is completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.
One headline is completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.
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Surfing pig really hogs the
spotlight in Hawaii – Michael Moore hangs ten?
Russian ban on lacy lingerie meets cries of panty persecution – Vlad mad, dads sad, panties good, ban bad!
America suffering from clown
shortage – Well, what with all the McDonalds…and of course Congress.
Baby named after medics who delivered him – Fdny
O’Connell, a 7 pound bouncing baby boy!
Depressed Man Tries to Feed Himself to Tigers, Gets Rejected – Rejection will make you depressed, but this is ridiculous.
101-year-old man
running for Congress in Florida – Well, shuffling maybe.
Witness Says Bigfoot Might Be Squatting In Detroit's
Abandoned Houses – There goes the neighborhood.
Cal State Physicist suggests lengthening the second and making all
months 30 days - Then that poem would go, “30 days
has September and every other friggin month too!”
World Sword
Swallowers Day On Feb. 22 – I can’t believe I missed it again this
year!
Barbie-Obsessed Woman, Uses Hypnotherapy To Make Herself
'Brainless' – Somehow I think she succeeded
without the need for any therapy.
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Last week’s fake headline was:
Climate Change is
blamed for changing climate - I disagree, I think the changing climate is
because of long term fluctuations in weather patterns caused by differing
temperatures in varying global sectors… or else it is Sarah Palins fault.
There were no winners…but come to think of it though it sounds ridiculous
to me, it probably was a headline somewhere.
Come back next week for more:
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
Was that Russian lingerie ban on ALL lingerie or just gay lingerie?
ReplyDeletei'm gonna pick bigfoot in detroit. :)
ReplyDeleteI know "sometimes y" counts as a vowel, but not in FDNY. That cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteYou can't make a second longer, from the daughter and granddaughter of clock makers. Don't get me started on electricity is 60 cycles per seconds; that's how clocks run. How about quartz oscillates at....well, you get it. You can't make a second longer.
ReplyDeletePS--and to think I almost didn't play this week because last week was too confusing!
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Bwahahahaahahaha. The media sucks. These are so silly I linked you to my Silly Sunday post.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. :)
I love these! As for America having a shortage of clowns - not in my neck of the woods! So that would be my pick. Thanks for sharing these awesome headlines! :D
ReplyDeleteMy guess this week is on the Barbie-obsessed woman.
ReplyDeleteI must be getting jaded for they all sound possible.
ReplyDeleteHoping Barbie obsessed woman is a fake.
I must declare bouncing baby Fdny to be a non-person. You can't even pronounce that! How is a teacher supposed to call roll?
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