He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.
Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
One of several “famous comebacks”
He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow.
Ole reaches under to see if she gives milk.
When he grabs her teat and pulls ... the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised.
He looks at the farmer, then reaches under the cow to try again.
He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.
Milk does squirt out however, so after some discussion Ole decides to buy the cow.
When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."
Sven reaches down, pulls her teat - and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says,
"You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?"
Ole is so surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.
"Yah, dats right ......... But how did you know?"
"My wife's from Nordakota."
I'm Fern and I destroyed our BBQ while trying to lick the grease pan. Shame on me.