CRANKY’s POEM OF
CHRISTMAS EVES PAST
Another Cranky re-run
Another Cranky re-run
‘Twas the
night before Christmas
In my little
house
I tried to
play Santa
Though I was
half soused
The children
were sleeping
Content they’d
not sinned
They had not
a clue
Dad was
three sheets to the wind
Trying to
construct
A bike or a
plane
While being half
toasted
Was simply insane
There was no
excuse
For my sorry
condition
But getting
bombed on this night
Was my
Christmas tradition
On Lancer’s
on Gray Goose
On Dewars I’m
sippin
Screw
Rudolph and Donnar
I’m getting
Blitzen
The presents
were laid out
The
stockings filled in a hurry
I staggered
upstairs
With sight
that was blurry
The children
awoke
And jumped on
our bed
In their
excitement
They didn’t
care of my head
Down the
stairs
To the tree
they did run
The presents;
the stockings
Were nothing
but fun
The children
were happy
They were all
in high clover
Merry
Christmas to all
And to Dad a
hangover
The new, improved, sober Cranky say's drink responsibly, and if you must drink...don't wrap presents!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!! - I'll be back next year.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!! - I'll be back next year.
Very funny! Have a great Christmas with your family!
ReplyDeleteI've seen a few Grey Goose hangovers and they are not pretty, especially on Christmas.
ReplyDeleteClassic!
ReplyDeleteBeen there.
Don't mix your Dewars; it's always a problem.
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely Christmas with those kids.
So, very, very realistic.
ReplyDeleteI do always worry that I'm to tipsy for the annual gig..
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very funny!!!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas.
Is it "beer on whiskey mighty risky, whiskey on beer never fear" or do I have those confused again? Whatever, just have a safe and Merry Christmas.
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Love the Public Service announcement at the end. Take care and wishing you a safe and Merry Christmas.
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