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Sunday, December 16, 2012

STUPID HEADLINES 121612


STUPID HEADLINES 121612

It’s Sunday, time for this week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
 
Dissolving female condoms can stop HIV and unwanted pregnancy – I guess, but it sounds like a bad idea to me.

Amsterdam to ban smoking pot in school – What’s next, no fornication in gym?

Homosexuality ultimately a result of gene regulation, researchers find- That’s why I prefer the “Loose fit” style.

Radical new motorcycle helmet hitting the road next year – Damn, I hope no one is it!

Shhhh! A new law says TV ads can't blare anymore – WELL IT”S ABOUT TIME!!  Ah…Well it’s about time.

New York village looks to contraceptive to control deer population – The village is having trouble finding volunteers to attach condoms.

'Truther' group that questions 9/11 attacks adopts a stretch of Missouri highway – Well they are from Missouri…so…

Obama won't go after marijuana use in Colorado, Washington State – "I am perfectly perfectly happy to use it in DC," the President announced at his weekly meeting with the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
 

Two-month investigation leads to prostitution arrest in Franklin – Two months? Police were pretty sure, but wanted to take their time just to be on the safe side.
Judge urged to dismiss suit on San Francisco nudity ban – Judge responding to the suit request replied, “HELLO!  There is a ban on nudity!”

9 comments:

  1. "Amsterdam to ban smoking pot in school – What’s next, no fornication in gym?"

    I guess all those 40-year-old seniors might as well accept their diplomas and get a job now.

    S

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  2. OMGosh, another great Sunday Headlines! And while they are all great I especially like Obama won't go after marijuana use in Colorado, Washington State – "I am perfectly perfectly happy to use it in DC," the President announced at his weekly meeting with the Joint Chiefs of Staff. I'm wondering, is there a secret message? :)

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  3. THANKS for the much needed laughs today!!

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  4. Shooting a deer isn't very hard. Putting a condom on one is a real achievement.

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  5. Needed to laugh so thank you!

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  6. I'm glad somebody finally established the connection between babies and population. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us that babies come from having sex. . .

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