STUPID HEADLINES 120912
Sunday is time for
stupid headlines of the week and my stupider, sophomoric and sometimes
offensive comments.
College Says “Men Working” Sign is
Sexist – Is this a
great country or what? Where else would
people have nothing better to do than get upset over shit like this. “Persons Working” Wow, that’s much better…, the
world is safe! Hey, knock yourself and
fight for stuff like this…I’m just sayin.
Insurance company tells man that he’s
‘dead’ – Man was
understandable disappointed at the news, but at least now he can vote in
Chicago.
Nursing
aide indicted for allegedly posting photo of patient's genitalia on Facebook – Posting
was responsible for Facebook instituting a Yuck
Button! Photo received over 148,000
Yucks.
College
professor is arrested protesting bear hunt for 3rd straight year - You would
think that a College professor would know there is a two year maximum for bear
hunt protesting in New Jersey.
Bruce Springsteen’s Daughter Wows at
Horse Competition – That’s
pretty impressive unless it’s a beauty competition.
David Hasselhoff Dons a Santa Suit at
the Beach – Baywatch
star is used to working with Ho, Ho, Hos!
Man allegedly left pit bull to watch baby as he drank at
bar – The baby was
probably better off with the watch dog than the genius at the bar.
Russian
premier jokes about secret files on aliens – Strange unidentified creatures turned
out to be the women’s Olympic track team.
Man Accused of Stealing Same Bentley
Twice – Man got
caught when he reported his stolen Bentley as stolen, forgetting that he stole
it again. Man then went to a bar and
left his pit bull to sit for his baby.
Government promises world won’t end
on Dec. 21 – Government
promises? Now I am worried!
"Russian premier jokes about secret files on aliens"
ReplyDelete....or the old East German women's swim team. Did you notice the size of the Adam's apples on those girls, or their 5-o'clock shadows? Yikes!
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Joe, you absolutely nailed the bit on the 'Men Working' signs. Why does the stupidest stuff invariably come from colleges, which are supposed to be places where smart people hang out?
ReplyDeleteAnd man, those insurance companies will do anything to keep from paying a claim. . .
I really need to go find something really stupid to sue someone over. Too many dumb asses are making money that I should be getting.
ReplyDeleteSome more great headlines! Definitely like the one about the Insurance Company. I'm sure if the guy would have demanded his money back for all those years he contributed money to his policy while dead, it'd be amazing how fast he came alive! Hilarious Sunday Funnies!
ReplyDeleteFUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe nurses aide story makes me say "What the hell is wrong with people!"
ReplyDeleteYour last one has me feeling much more anxious about things than I was before I saw it. Government promises... Oh, my.
ReplyDeleteExecuting only guilty people. Good idea. Good thing the government is promising to keep the world from ending. I thought we were all in that convertible with Thelma and Louise.
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