WHEN I BECOME FAMOUS (From December 2011)
Here are my ideas:
OLD SPICEY DUDE – A cologne for cranky old men - A musty, dusty, smell with a hint of grandma’s parlor, old cigars and a touch of gas.
CRANKY TEE SHIRTS – A collection of loosely fitted sleeveless white tee shirts with cranky old man sayings in blurry print:
“Help, I’ve fallen and I forget which way is up!”
“I coulda kicked your ass 20 years ago!”
“I am lost, please return me to a rich young lady with big hooters”
CRANKY BIG FOAM FINGER – Never mind the “we’re #1”; this large foam middle digit lets you flip the bird even with arthritic hands.
A COMB-OVER TOUPEE – For old geezers that want to look younger, but still fit in with their crowd.
CRANKY OLD DUDE BOARD GAME - Choose your token piece; a walker, a pair of shoes with the laces tied together, or a Li’l Rascal scooter. Roll the die to see who can advance 20 squares and go from your bed to the TV in the den. Watch out for road blocks! “You hit a shag carpet, lose a turn” or “You crapped your drawers, go to the John, do not pass the handicapped ramp; do not collect your SS check.
These are just a few of my ideas to strike it rich. All I need is fame and an agent!
I like the comb-over toupee. Better patent it before Donald Trump does.ReplyDelete
Every one's a winner.ReplyDelete
I think I've played that board game.. GrandpopolyReplyDelete
I don't know when, but I will steal and use that someday.
There's a fortune to be made with these ideas!!ReplyDelete
Just make sure the writing on those T-shirts is high enough to be seen after you hike your pants up to your nipples. ;)ReplyDelete
You could invent a stylish new line of fancy lotions, made almost entirely out of Ben-Gay.ReplyDelete