FECAL HERE, FECAL THERE, FECAL MATTER EVERYWHERE!
Swab a hand rail…germs…and…fecal matter!
Swab a door knob…germs…and…you guessed it!
Swab the floor, swab a wall, swab a public water fountain, swab pocket change, swab dollar bills, swab virtually anything and the result:
“MORE GERMS AND YES…EVEN FECAL MATTER is on everything!
So what do these media geniuses recommend? Don’t touch anything. If you do touch anything, wash your hands. Carry anti-bacterial gel with you and rub it on your hands about 100 times a day. Stay away from kids, stay away from damp areas, and stay away from FECAL MATTER!
The economy has jumped on the germ phobic bandwagon. TV advertises steam cleaners, disinfectant sprays, and cleaning agents of every kind to kill germs and…yes…even…FECAL MATTER! They even sell a disinfectant soap dispenser that shoots out a dollop of soap without having to touch a dirty old soap dispenser pump because that pump may have germs and or FECAL MATTER!
Oh, don’t forget our public water supply, it is loaded with chemicals such as lead and arsenic and yes…even…FECAL MATTER!
If you add these swab stories to the studies that show our dry food has a certain percentage of insect parts, our meats have a percentage of salmonella and FECAL MATTER, and the air we breathe is loaded with carcinogens, germs and even microscopic specs of FECAL MATTER you can come to only one conclusion:
Do not touch anything, do not eat anything, and do not breathe anything without first disinfecting, boiling and or filtering it.
All this information is great to know. I can only imagine how many germs and …you know…I have consumed over the years without knowing it.
Studies have proven that FECAL MATTER taken in small doses over seven or eight decades can prove fatal. This was particularly disturbing to me when I finally Googled FECAL MATTER.