FRUITCAKE
The Christmas
Fruitcake is no more.
I loved the Christmas
fruitcake. This was a tradition, baked
yearly in-mass by elderly grandmas, aunts, cousins or neighbors. Women who could not afford gifts to their
many acquaintances could pull out a generations handed down recipe and bake
bricks of fruity rum infused deserts to be given as presents.
It is true
that sometimes you received multiple fruitcakes over the Holidays. It is also true that the fruitcake had a long,
almost forever, shelf life. The result
was some fruitcakes went un-eaten, some were re-gifted.
There are
legends (myths) of the same fruitcake being re-gifted over multiple Christmas Holidays. It became a joke that the re-gifting of the
fruitcake was a Holiday tradition. Not
true, oh it happened, but the re-gifted treat generally ended up with a
fruitcake lover.
Legends such
as these are fodder for late night comedians and it became a Holiday tradition
for these low life bullies to make the traditional Christmas fruitcake joke. The Tonight Show’s Johnny Carson was
particularly brutal in his treatment of fruitcake.
I loved
fruitcake. My family loved fruitcake,
and yet we sat quietly, even laughed uncomfortably when these fruitcake jokes
were told.
I should
have spoken up. I should have stood and
yelled “Stop! I love fruitcake, and there are many others just like me!” I did not.
Bullied by the jokes and the head nodding giggling responses of the
masses to these jokes, I remained silent.
I allowed the fruitcake to be bullied.
The last ten
years there have been no Holiday fruitcakes in my home. This year there will also be none. The grandmas, aunts, cousins and neighbors
that used to bake and hand them out have all passed-on. Their recipes have been filed away and
forgotten. Their protégés will not bake
and hand them out. They have been shamed
and mocked by the fruitcake bullies; they will be shamed and mocked no more.
Few people
will ever again know the joy of receiving and enjoying this Holiday desert
treat. History will tell of the much
maligned once traditional Holiday fruitcake which disappeared from the American
landscape due to scorn and indifference.
The truth is
that a treat baked with love and enjoyed by millions is gone. Gone as the result of relentless jokes and
bullying which was silently allowed by a gutless audience of people such as me. We quietly allowed a Holiday tradition to be
maligned. We sat back and allowed the
fruitcake to be bullied until the fruitcake is no more!
When will we
learn?
As you know Cranky - traditional Christmas Fruitcake is being served in the Bradt household this year. I even made my own marzipan because it is too expensive to buy here, and it is now iced and in it's box waiting to be moved to our new home.
ReplyDeleteI am happy to pass on my recipe to Mrs Cranky is she would like it. It is my mothers recipe, but sadly not my grandmothers. My grandmothers recipe was apparently very dry and not very palatable. Mine is drunk on brandy, but it can be force fed whisky,rum or sherry instead and it will get just as tipsy.
I could always mail you some of ours once I cut into it on Christmas Day.
Lou :-)
Well. . .
ReplyDeleteThe simple fact that I can google 'Hundred Year Fruitcake', and get multiple hits, tells me all I care to know, frankly. . .
;)
I LOVE fruitcake, but, then again, I have many strange traits...
ReplyDeleteI have never actually even seen a fruitcake. maybe I have been making them all along and I didn't realize it. I put all kinds of fruits in whatever I bake, my kids are happy with those 'healthy" desserts, but a lot of their friends just say, no thank you......
ReplyDeleteBlah fruitcake
ReplyDeleteI enjoy fruitcake, even after watching a TV program called "Life After People" which claimed a fruit cake can last five hundred years after humans have been wiped out.
ReplyDeletePerhpas you need a survey to see who knows life's finest foods. Put me down as a fruit cake-a-holic.
ReplyDeleteIt is a sad fact. I once watched a fruitcake being tossed around to see if it would bust or crumble. I am ashamed to say I did not stop up and speak out fothe poor dear. I sat quietly in my corner with an awkward smile on my face and a tear in my eye. Poor poor fruitcake.. I am ashamed.
ReplyDeleteI love fruitcake and I am not ashamed to admit it.
ReplyDeleteI wrote an article much as this one you've written - maybe a tad less saddened, since it was a few years earlier - and, as a result, I have received gifts of fruitcake every year since. Maybe you'll get lucky, too? I hope so!
Here was mine...
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com/2010/12/fruitcake.html
My mom used to make great fruitcake. It looked awesome, but I never liked it. Long live fruitcake!
ReplyDeleteI haven't thought about it in a few years, but you're right. Where are the traditional Christmas fruit cakes? I could enjoy them in moderation if I carefully picked through it. What were those green, hard pieces? I always culled those.
ReplyDeleteS
Anyone know what the green hard things are? I think they are some kind of dyed candied fruit. I always ate them and they were good.
ReplyDeleteScott threw them away...how disrespectful to the fruitcake.
Lol.. gross!
ReplyDeleteYeah, yeah, yeah...along with the demise of hostess twinkies. Let me get out my violin.
ReplyDeleteThe green things (which I like, so if you pick them out, put them in a baggie and send them my way and... no, on second thought, that would look like a bag full of snot) are called citron. It is the candied peel of a citrus fruit.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And yet I cannot even look at that photo you posted. Hahahaha!
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