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Monday, July 18, 2011

TO YOUR FACE….UNDER THEIR BREATH

TO YOUR FACE….UNDER THEIR BREATH

You hear this shit everyday: Have a nice day, No way!  Get out!  You look great. Did you change your hair?  That’s what they say TO YOUR FACE.  What are they saying UNDER THEIR BREATH?

                      Have a nice day!                                                   -    GO FUCK YOURSELF!

                      No way!                                                                   -   Really.  No freaking way you
                                                                                                                                 God damn liar.             

                     Get out.                                                            -  GET OUT!!

                     You look great.                                                       -  I need to get laid tonight.

                     Did you change your hair?                                - Can I get laid tonight?

                     You look as young as ever!                               - Said the plum to the prune.

                     Daughter? I thought she was your sister!   - Want to get laid
                                                                                                                                tonight?         

                     Happy Birthday, 87 years young today!     - Can I adjust your drool cup
                                                                                                                               you old fart?      

                     Come on in.  You’re always welcome.    - Welcome to kiss my ass you
                                                                                                                         freaking cretin.  Do you
                                                                                                                          even have a phone?

                     What a cute baby!  Boy or Girl?                      - Yeech! Is that a Labrador
                                                                                                                               or on Orangutan?

                         This is delicious; I must have the recipe      - What is this crap?

                         We must get together soon.                  - Or when pigs fly whichever
                                                                                                                         comes first.

                     How do you stay so young?                              - You Botox bitch!

                          You don’t say?                                                 - (see no way!)

                          You have the most beautiful smile!               - I really need to get laid tonight!
                         
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