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Saturday, April 15, 2017

STUPID HEADLINES 041617

STUPID HEADLINES 041617
It’s time again for
This warrants a follow up study
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 
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Pennsylvania Easter egg hunt canceled over unruly parents – Well if their little darlin didn’t get the most eggs, there would be hell to pay.
Driver wearing 'Hold my beer' shirt arrested for DUI – Not as bad as last weeks “Drunk lives matter” but close.
Condom-clogged pipe provides police clue in cracking Texas brothel – Just follow the condoms back to the source and…ah ha!
Iran's Ahmadinejad to run for president – He's sure to get the Liberal's vote if Trump runs again.
Australian woman gives birth to 13-pound baby without epidural – The baby was 32 inches long, but that’s still impressive.  And why would a baby have an epidural?
JOHN DALY HITS GOLF BALL OFF BEER CAN, PROCEEDS TO CHUG BEER – He was still thirsty, so he took a Mulligan**.
Scorpion stings man on United flight to Calgary – United CEO said in a statement to the press, “Maybe next time he will put up his food tray when he is told.”
Newlywed woman murders her husband for not being handsome – This is why I sleep with one eye open at all times.
The last place in America you should try and cross a street – If you’re white, this would be MLK Boulevard in any city USA***.
1 million bees stolen in Austria – The “Alphabet Bandit” is at it again, hide your cee’s.
White House decides against releasing visitor records – Turns out it is faster to just let insiders leak them*.
*I know, this is supposed to be a political free blog…It’s a joke!
**Google it non-golfers
***Oh relax, it’s not that racist!
This week’s feel-good story:
Airline pilot feeds babies to help overwhelmed mom traveling with 4 kids – To counteract all the airline hating this week
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Happy Easter!!

Come back again next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

13 comments:

  1. You have done it again, you have me laughing loud enough to be asked what's so funny, so i have to read it all out loud.

    Blessed Easter!

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  2. I love your headlines. I look forward to them every Sunday morning.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day. Happy Easter to you and Karen. ☺

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  3. Ha! I'm sure White House guests WILL be leaked. Take care and Happy Easter.

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  4. Happy Easter JoeH....I'm off to hide my C's.

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  5. The scorpion one made me laugh.

    Happy Easter!

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  6. I was at the White House in July 1957.
    I hope nobody finds out.

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  7. "Newlywed woman murders her husband for not being handsome"

    So their entire dating period was just one big drunk? She just now got a good look at the guy?

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  8. I hope that pilot wasn't wearing a "Hold my beer" t-shirt under his uniform! But I'm happy he didn't get stung by a scorpion.

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  9. What a cool pilot. I'm just rather relieved he was not the one supposed to be flying the plane.

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  10. Unruly parents blow it for their kids once again.

    Always a good laugh....

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  11. Murdered her new husband for not being handsome, was she the one wearing the Hold my beer shirt?

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  12. Where have you been? Or rather, where have I been? Just found your blog and laughed out loud. Thank you.

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