STUPID HEADLINES 050116
It is time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Caitlyn Jenner Says She's Kind Of "OK" With Gay Marriage – She’ll make up her mind as soon as he decides which team she his on.
Man paid prostitute with charity money and a primate – I didn’t know you could pay for monkey business with an actual monkey.
Feds spend $82K trying to create stuttering mice – Wha wha wha what?
New York pizzeria creates edible pizza out of pizza - Great idea except it tastes like cardboard.
People are paying up to $29G for the perfect baby name – For a couple of bucks they can have "Joe."
House votes to designate bison as America's national mammal – About time congress gets down to something important.
City embeds traffic lights in sidewalk for smartphone users – Because we’re smart enough to use a phone, but too stupid to look up!
Zoo finds out gorilla is pregnant after the baby is born –The worst veterinarian in the world has to work someplace.
Police arrest Illinois woman in store theft after she crashes through ceiling – See woman can break through the glass ceiling, but I think you are supposed to break through on the way up, not down.
Birthday party for pothole gets Mississippi city to take action – I thought this was a pothead who was an asshole, but no, the party was for an actual pothole in the road.
Bobby Knight Endorses Donald Trump – Well, he threw his chair in the ring, does that count?
Come back next week for more:
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!