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Saturday, January 30, 2016

STUPID HEADLINES 013116


STUPID HEADLINES 013116

It is time again for

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.  

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This Dad Saved His Son’s Life By Holding Up A Hospital At Gunpoint – “Of course I have insurance; I’m insured through Smith and Wesson!”

Officials may temporarily turn Niagara Falls into trickle – This headline somehow reminds me of my kidney stone problem.

$160G worth of cheese stolen in Wisconsin – That’s a lot of hats at the Packer’s games.


Florida: Christian schools can't pray at championship game – But…but

Colorado homeowner robbed at gunpoint may face charges for killing suspect – But…but

MINNESOTA BASKETBALL TEAM KICKED OUT OF LEAGUE FOR BEING TOO GOOD – Basketball team, too good to be playin, Christian school, banned from prayin, a homeowner in trouble, because a robber he be slayin… “Ah you don’t believe were on the eve of destruction.”

Feds spend $80,000 to see what effect spaceflight has on herpes – Even if it cures it, I’m pretty sure Obama Care does not cover medicinal trips to outer space.

Islamists Issue Ultimatum to German Women: Rapes WILL CONTINUE if you do not Comply – Well I guess technically if women comply it isn’t rape but hell, you could put a burka on a goat and these animals couldn’t control themselves.

Televangelist wants to build Bible-themed resort – Time shares in Sodom and Gomorrah village are already sold out.

White actor to play Michael Jackson in British TV show – Apparently they couldn’t find a black actor willing to put on white face.

Portrait of a potato sells for over $1 million – I’m sure it is a very nice picture of a potato and it is probably a very interesting potato, but still, it is just a potato!

Woman accused of beating husband with nunchucks because he refused sex – Hard to believe he could resist such a sweetheart.

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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

14 comments:

  1. We must be on the eve of destruction. The world has gone mad. Mad.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a terrific day Cranky. ☺

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  2. "Islamists Issue Ultimatum to German Women: Rapes WILL CONTINUE if you do not Comply"...."you could put a burka on a goat and these animals couldn’t control themselves. "

    Oh, you politically incorrect guy. LOVE IT! :)

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  3. "Portrait of a potato sells for over $1 million" has to be fake.
    Even the best looking potato is not attractive enough for a $100.00 picture. Now, if it was a naked picture of Mrs. Potatohead,,,,,it still wouldn't be worth $100.00

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    1. All headlines are real...apparently it is a really good picture!

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  4. Ok, now I am wondering which astronaut has herpes.

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  5. So it's too late to book my trip to Sodom or Gamorrah? Darn!

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  6. It's been a while since I've read your headline posts.. thanks for the laughs. :)

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  7. The Sodom and Gomorrah and nunchucks sweetheart comments are my favorites! How do you come up with this stuff, i.e. your reactions to the headlines.

    ps. Thanks for the email advice on my post. Good idea.

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  8. i had seen that cheese theft headline - hey, wisconsin cheese is a MUST!

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  9. "This Dad Saved His Son’s Life By Holding Up A Hospital At Gunpoint," have they already made a movie about this one.

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  10. Not sure if I should laugh at your headlines or sob because they are all true.

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  11. Heh, heh. Eve of destruction! You ain't a-woofin'!

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