STUPID HEADLINES 013116
It is time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
This Dad Saved His Son’s Life By Holding Up A Hospital At Gunpoint – “Of course I have insurance; I’m insured through Smith and Wesson!”
Officials may temporarily turn Niagara Falls into trickle – This headline somehow reminds me of my kidney stone problem.
$160G worth of cheese stolen in Wisconsin – That’s a lot of hats at the Packer’s games.
Florida: Christian schools can't pray at championship game – But…but
Colorado homeowner robbed at gunpoint may face charges for killing suspect – But…but
MINNESOTA BASKETBALL TEAM KICKED OUT OF LEAGUE FOR BEING TOO GOOD – Basketball team, too good to be playin, Christian school, banned from prayin, a homeowner in trouble, because a robber he be slayin… “Ah you don’t believe were on the eve of destruction.”
Feds spend $80,000 to see what effect spaceflight has on herpes – Even if it cures it, I’m pretty sure Obama Care does not cover medicinal trips to outer space.
Islamists Issue Ultimatum to German Women: Rapes WILL CONTINUE if you do not Comply – Well I guess technically if women comply it isn’t rape but hell, you could put a burka on a goat and these animals couldn’t control themselves.
Televangelist wants to build Bible-themed resort – Time shares in Sodom and Gomorrah village are already sold out.
White actor to play Michael Jackson in British TV show – Apparently they couldn’t find a black actor willing to put on white face.
Portrait of a potato sells for over $1 million – I’m sure it is a very nice picture of a potato and it is probably a very interesting potato, but still, it is just a potato!
Woman accused of beating husband with nunchucks because he refused sex – Hard to believe he could resist such a sweetheart.
Come back next week for more:
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!