TV DIFFERENCE OF OPINION
“River Monsters” is a show where this insane fisherman, Jeremy Wade, tries to catch fresh water river fish which he suspects of being man-eaters.
The show last night involved a four foot fish with giant razor sharp teeth. Jeremy suspected these fish occasionally join together in large schools to attack bait fish and in some cases human beings.
Mrs. Cranky peered over the computer and asked me in all seriousness, “Can you tell me what is so interesting about this show?”
Keep in mind that this very morning I was subjected to watching two hours of “Say Yes to the Dress” reruns which we have already seen several times. Two hours of ruching, crumb-catchers, mermaid cuts, Cinderella cuts, bling, Wow-factor, Bust lines, flair, sweetheart neckline, veils, Gay Randy and Pnina Tornai. Still, she wanted to know what was so interesting about catching a:
FOUR FOOT MAN-EATING SEA MONSTER WITH HUGE RAZO SHARP TEETH!