Naked Man Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter At Kentucky Store – Mr. Reece Piece Claimed to be hiding from ET.
Gay marriage becomes law in Washington – I’m all in favor of allowing gays to marry each other, but making it a law for everyone is going too far.
French police searching for body find 2.2m catfish – Detective Bernard LaFeef stated, “Ewe know, a bodee ess a bodee. No?
Samuel L. Jackson Brings Back Racism – I wasn’t aware it had ever gone away!
Remote-controlled chip implant delivers bone drug – Now what possible scenario would require a dose of Viagra to be delivered by remote control?
U.S. won't allow more fungicide in orange juice – OK, but I hope everyone likes their orange juice with fungus.
Underwear Bomber Abdulmutallab: "Proud to Kill in the Name of God" – He is also proud to be forever known as “THE UNDERWEAR BOMBER”.