*The Cranky Old Man apologizes for multiple comments related to the religion of peace and love. He promises to stop as soon as the decapitations and suicide bombings end.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
It is Sunday again, time for a recap of this week’s headlines and Cranky’s idiotic sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments. Politically correct right thinking liberated minds should probably stop reading now:
Olympics minister says ticket demands unreasonable –Minister firmly believes admittance to church should be free.
9 tourist couples marry naked in Jamaica – First episode of new reality show “Say yes to the Undressed.”
Koran Burning Protests Spread to Pakistan – Lets just compromise, you stop cutting of people’s heads, and we’ll stop drawing cartoons and burning books.*
Journey drummer ordered to anger management – He needs to learn to stop beating stuff.
ESPN apologizes for racist Lin headline – Network admits saying the basketball player of Chinese decent had a “chink in his armor” was in bad taste, they just wanted to put a new slant on the story, but asserted the claim of yellow journalism was just gobbledy-gook! Was the article racist? You do the math.
Iran court convicts Christian pastor convert to death – How dare he convert from the religion of love and peace?*
NL MVP Ryan Braun wins appeal of drug test – Congratulations Ryan, but I just do not see what is so appealing about a drug test.
Lucy Lawless Using 'Xena' War Cries To Save The Environment – OK, ah…hmmm how does that work? Wouldn’t screaming use oxygen and emit more carbon dioxide? I guess you have to be an actress to understand this scientific shit.
Kate Gosselin: ‘I’m So Lonely’ – Hmmm…maybe if she spent some time with her EIGHT children.
Flu season has begun, with latest start in 24 years – If not for last minute negotiations, the season might have been cancelled all together.
Penn Judge: Muslims Allowed to Attack People for Insulting Mohammad – Rules man who was beaten to a pulp for calling Mohammad a “big fat stupid head” deserved the attack. Hassan Abdul Mustafa El Wacky who was set free with his big giant curvy sword declared the decision a “victory for backward thinking third world moronic fanatical religious zealots the world over!”*
Does White House deserve credit for increase in domestic oil production? – He is credited with the rotten economy not being even more rotten, so I guess he should be credited with increased oil production.
He should also be credited with the lack of wild elephant stampedes in Montana!