HOW TO BE HERO
To tired to write, so here is another re-run. This is from April 2011, notice what an angry foul-mouth I used to be.
Why is it more admired to be a fuck-up who straightened out his act because it was either that, die, go to jail, or end up as a sewer living bum, than someone who never fucked-up at all?
If you want a standing ovation on today’s talk shows, simply admit to being a recovered anything.
"I used to rape women, but I got help and have not raped a woman in 6 weeks."
CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
"I used to shoot heroin three times a day, and rob little old ladies to pay for my habit, but I got help and have been heroin free for 10 days."
CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
"I used to snort cocaine and diddle little boys, but I got help and have been snort and diddle free for 3 weeks."
CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
"I once was a crack smoking, nose picking, non-showering, bulling, alcoholic, peeping Tom, pedophile, raincoat flashing pervert who made a living as a bunko artist preying on crippled widows. I got help and am now a non-crack addicted, no-nose picking, showered, sweet, friend of Bill who has not peeped in a window, or lured little children with candy for three months. I make a living counseling addicted, bad smelling nose picking, pedophile perverts."
CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
EXCUSE ME, I have never raped a woman, shot heroin, robbed little old ladies, snorted cocaine or diddled little boys! chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.
"Well…..I did crack my knuckles, but I got help and I have been knuckle crack free for 2 years."
CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
All you recovered asshole worshipers…..FUCK YOU! clap clap clap clap clap.
Amen Cranky. I don't know why this is happening either, but I dealt with these very same people for 25 years and most never recovered from anything. They tell you that, but it's all smoke.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Cranky. My best to Mrs. C. May you both have a happy, healthy and prosperous new year. ☺
Agree 110%!!!
ReplyDeleteMe, too--but only 107%!!
DeleteThe ones who've really are really recovering won't tell.
ReplyDeleteThey don't have to.
I hear you've stopped making "knob" jokes like a 13-year-old. You haven't made a knob joke for one whole day now. CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you and Mrs C, and all the little cc's if there are any.
ReplyDeleteYeah...what's up with that? Pisses me off!
ReplyDeleteYou've hit a nerve with this one.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you and Mrs"C".
ReplyDeleteHardships and hard work and saving a life or giving up a lot makes a person a hero, but I guess when people who are spoiled take to mending they get a lot of praise and for some reason it seems sickening to those of us who have been trying to stay out of trouble. I hope that I have understood what you are trying to say in your post.
I'm sure its true what they say about heroes. You have no idea who the real ones are because the bad things that might have happened never did cos of what they did. Quietly. Without a big clap clap.
ReplyDeleteSo you just live a very modest, upstanding life, helping those where you can, while hurting no one in the process? Never killed anyone, never a gang banger, never a doper?
ReplyDeleteLOSER...LOSER...LOSER! ;)
Totally agree. The good guys don't get nearly the praise they deserve and there are a lot of good guys out there.
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