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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
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Court sticks taxpayers with Jerry Sandusky’s pension tab – You
have got to be kidding me! Sorry, that
may be a bad choice of words.
Mini driver wins Guinness parallel parking record – Why
do they have a separate record for little people?
Teen Could
Face Charges for Assault with a Deadly Carrot –
It could have ended very badly, but the victim fended the attack off
with a broccoli stalk.
Unruly’ passenger restrained after incident on British Airways plane to
Boston – What, they’ve never seen a Red Sock fan before? (It’s
just a joke Suldog.)
Tyson recalls 52K pounds of cooked chicken wings for adulteration – Wow,
who knew the ex-champ was that kinky!
Police chief
gives himself ticket after accidentally parking in handicap spot – Well, now I’m
thinking maybe he is handicapped.
Mizzou, Black Lives protesters say Paris attacks took spotlight – Paris
called; you can have your spotlight back.
Scientists teach pigeons to detect cancer – Now if they could only teach them to not peck the
patients to death.
No more sex at Abercrombie &
Fitch. Stock soars. – At least something is rising.
Man begs for money after risky
bet implodes – I’m sure if his gamble hit big he would have shared his profits.
Michael Moore offers to house Syrian refugees – Except
Muslims will not live with pigs. (Oh relax;
Michael Moore says nasty sarcastic shit all the time.)
Georgia mom, 21, finishes college exam while in labor – She
delivered a daughter, said she would take a D but was hoping for a B.
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Michael Moore offering to take Muslims but I haven't heard
ReplyDeletethe white house offering. Must be a lot of room there.
Michael Moore is going to take in those skinny Syrian Refuges, fatten them up and then eat them himself.
Delete"No more sex at Abercrombie & Fitch" Yeah, I heard Charlie Sheen is now shopping at Target. ;)
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't consider contracting AIDS "Winning" but, to each their own.
DeleteIf Charlie's happy, who's to judge.
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DeleteBwahahahahahahahahahahaha. Always love these. Moore isn't offering his mansion, but a 700 square foot apartment. Bless his heart.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
That's a lot of chicken. Even for Tyson.
ReplyDeleteNo more sex. Are they going to start make clothes for old farts?
ReplyDeletethanks for the chuckles. :)
ReplyDeleteI was once accused of Adulteration but, they found out the blow-up doll was over 18.
ReplyDelete