STUPID HEADLINES 111515
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Green Bay Packers Quarterback Throws Tablet During Carolina Panthers Game – He was flagged for intentional grounding.
Grandmother tries to spite heirs by shredding $1.1 million fortune, – Hey, if they piss me off, I’m spending it not shredding it!
Talk about splitting heirs! (That one is for Hilary)
Man Crashes $1.9M Ferrari Right After Leaving the Dealership – I love this! Does that make me a bad person?
ISIS flag, radical manifesto raise questions about Calif. campus stabber's motive – It only raises questions with Muslim violence deniers.
Egypt's Great Pyramid has mystery heat spots – Must be the grain fermenting.
Usher allegedly caught stealing cash from Florida church – Why Usher, Why? You’re talented, famous, and rich…WHY?
This vending machine dispenses cars – I love this new Cadillac, can you lend me 160,000 quarters?
Study reveals what accent people think is the sexiest – Turns out to men it is anything that sounds like Wee, Si, or Yes!
What it means to be pansexual – Oops…I thought it meant a really hot chef.
Indonesia uses trained elephants to control forest fires – What the hell, do they stomp them out?
Cop Got Too Wasted To Accept Mothers Against Drunk Driving Award – Sheerioushy I only has a couplem bersh.
Cop pulls over Google self-driving car, finds no driver to ticket – So he just beat the crap out of the car! “Google Cars Matter!”
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!