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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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DARPA's latest project? A brain implant capable of restoring lost
memories – Or changing memories…I’m pretty sure this was
a movie on the SciFy channel.
John Kerry: ISIS 'not 10
feet tall' – Well in some cases they are
censored and censored censored their censored. (This comment has been severely censored due to it being
way too insensitive. It was kinda funny though)
Scientists create mosquito strain with malaria-blocking genes – So
when you go to the doctor and he has a mosquito bite you, relax it is just an
immunization bite.
Man holds up two stores using
only a windshield snow brush – There is a push to ban snow brushes, but the NSBA
says, “If you take away the snow brushes, only the criminals will have them.
University suspends yoga class, citing 'cultural
issues' that may offend students – Yoga never
bothered me, but Calculus sure offended the heck outta me!
The king of Sweden doesn't want you to bathe – Where
was he when I was four?
Why did this ambassador swim
across the Nile? – Duh, to get to the other side.
Drunk Russian sailor crashes 7,000-ton ship into Scotland -- at full
speed – The ship
had to be scrapped, but no one was kilt.
Florida police bust elderly
women's mahjong game – A “Little Old Ladies Lives Matter” rally will be held on Tuesday.
People having sex with horses is on the rise
in Switzerland* –
Apparently in Switzerland Neigh doesn’t mean Neigh!
Bacon-Scented Undies Mean All
Your Panty Problems Are Cured – Instead of smoking after sex you have an urge for a
cup of coffee.
Winner Of 'Mr. Ugly' Pageant
Accused Of Being Not Ugly Enough – I’m not sure, is that a
compliment?
North Korea
tested submarine-launched missile, but launch failed: report – Kim
Jung-Oops!
Man who
pushed button on failed North Korea missile launch is scheduled to ride missile
on next test – OK, that one is a fake…maybe.
*Thx Marty!
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
"“If you take away the snow brushes, only the criminals will have them."
ReplyDeleteYou'll get my snow brush when you pry it from my cold, dead hand!"
Most of the time your comments are way funnier than the headline. Oh wait, you meant to do that.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
I like the fact that when the Russian crashed that ship in Scotland, no one was "kilt!"
ReplyDeleteLaughing...I like your acronyms, and your blog. This is my first visit, and I'll be back.
ReplyDeleteHave a great Sunday.
yup, liked 'kilt' myself.
ReplyDeleteonce again - LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteAre we sure the Russian was drunk or did he just have a little too much Russian Anti-Freeze in his system?
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a teenager I had a bit of a crush on the King of Sweden. You just cured me of that...I want to lose that memory now.
ReplyDeleteMini sweaters? Does that make them fryers or roasters? Or maybe they're just broiling mad!
ReplyDeleteNo one was Kilt. Why, somebody outta smack you for that one:)
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