STUPID HEADLINES 042615
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What a guy!
What a guy!
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY*
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Oklahoma governor signs bill allowing nitrogen in executions – This is shocking, don’t they know that stuff can kill you!
Idaho fire officials say parrots called out to be rescued from blaze – “Awk, awk, get me the fuck outta here!”
Widow sues herself for negligence in car crash that killed husband – And the winner is…The Lawyer!
Colorado man cited by police after shooting his computer – Precisely why I don’t keep guns at home!
Workers busted for stealing bourbon that would last a lifetime – If you drink enough of that stuff a lifetime may not be that long.
New Zealand prime minister apologizes for repeatedly pulling cafe worker's hair – The PM claims he generally only pulls people’s hair occasionally and randomly, not repeatedly.
North Korea should learn from Iran negotiations, senior US official says – Just say, “Ah…yeah, sure…whatever”, and you’ll get what you want.**
Mich. woman gets 3-7-years for shooting over bacon-less burger – Hold the pickles hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us, but forget the bacon and I’m going to drill your ass!
Anti-human trafficking bill passes Senate – The bill passed 100%, surprisingly enough the Senate does not have a single person that is pro human trafficking.
Jr. High Girl Develops App For Bad Hair Day – Why would anyone want a bad hair day?
People Who Like Grilled Cheese Sandwiches Have More Sex – Maybe, but to my mind any sex with a sandwich is too much sex.
Loretta Lynch confirmed as attorney general – This is ridiculous, what the hell has she done to be qualified to be Attorney General? Why would we put a Country Western Singer into such an important…what? Lynch?...nevermind.
*Title headline thx to Catalyst @ http://oddballobservations.blogspot.com/
**Oh relax, I don’t know if the Iran deal is good or not, it is just a joke. Sheesh, people are so uptight.
Last week’s fake was:
Texas man arrested for ATM “bank robbery.” He slipped a note in the card reader that said “I have a crowbar, spit out all you money and no one gets hurt!”
And the winners:
My guess is Texas man arrested for ATM “bank robbery.”--it sounds too dumb, even for Texas!!
Oh that fishducky! Fooled her one week and she is back again! Visit Fran @ http://fishducky.blogspot.com/ Always funny stuff…cartoons, stories…just go visit!
13 people guessed wrong!
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