STUPID HEADLINE 040515

STUPID HEADLINE 040515

 

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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY on Monday

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.

One headline may be fake.  Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO.  None of the above may be a correct answer.

Comment moderation is on for one day.

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Portland baffled by pink animal sighting – Has a certain talented artist been out sunbathing again?

Ohio assisted living facility bares all for calendar – I’d rather not know what day it is.

Pennsylvania woman posed as lawyer for decade – She would have continued to get away with it, but she failed to screw one of her clients.

Oklahoma teen sets record for cow patty leap – He can keep his shitty record!

Minnesota weatherman leaves hanger in his suit – This would not be news except he was still wearing it.

Ohio Woman Accused Of Stabbing Boyfriend For Eating All The Salsa – She only stabbed him once…no double dip.

Cornell dean says ISIS welcome on campus – “Far above Cayuga’s Waters there’s an awful smell, some say its Cayuga’s waters, some say it’s …”

IRS Ethics Office Lawyer Disbarred For Ethics Violations – An unethical ethics lawyer?  Clearly this is the fake.

Adam West, Burt Ward promise return to Batman and Robin in 2016 – Holy utility belt Robin, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

Portland Carpet has Celebrity Status – I should be famous, lots of people walk all over me.

Arkansas man's kidney failure stemmed from too much iced tea – Two months after I started ordering iced tea with dinner instead of scotch, I developed nasty kidney stones.  The doc told me to order lemonade.

Miss BumBum winner goes under knife to get virginity restored – Butt, Butt can you really do that?

 

*Thanks to Frog and Marty for Stupid Headline submissions.

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Last week’s fake was:

Kim K. Says spinach wrap helps plump her butt – She’s plump in the sittish cause she wraps up in spinach she’s Kim K the big can ma’am.

And the only winner:

fishducky

This week most of them sound fake, but I'd guess it's Kim K. Says spinach wrap helps plump her butt

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Eleven people guessed wrong, Sandee forgot to come back and guess, Val thought too long…again

Val

I've got my eye on Porn At Work for the fake. Those sites can be blocked, and if the workers are using their own devices, I'm pretty sure you can't infringe on their rights.

I was sorely tempted by Kim K the Big Can Ma'am, because what are the odds that such a headline would lend itself to your sophomoric comment?

And Stephen was disqualified for cheating, but gets credit for originality!

Stephen Hayes

I pick the melting snow statue. I don't care that this is last week's fake headline; this is the only way I can win.

Congratulate our winner and come back next week for more

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!