THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
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Sunday, April 19, 2015
STUPID HEADLINE 041915
STUPID HEADLINE 041915
It’s time again for
I think I'd look for a second opinion!
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my
stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
One headline may be fake. Guess
the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be
a correct answer. Comment moderation is on for one day.
Chris Christie plots his comeback – He left going over the George
Washington Bridge, I suspect he will return via the Tappan Zee.
Futuristic bed locks the door, brews coffee – Yeah, but can it make itself?
Pentagon Deploys ‘May I
Kiss You?’ Training – This is particularly effective against our enemies in
Send your texts 25 years into the
future – Dude,
where are you?It’s been like 25 years!
Texas man arrested for ATM “bank
robbery.” He slipped
a note in the card reader that said “I have a crowbar, spit out all you money
and no one gets hurt!”
Brontosaurus may make a comeback – PETA has finally gone too far!
Judge rules woman who recorded ex-Clippers owner Sterling's
racist rant owes his wife $2.6M – Well that is
convenient, and I’m sure the Judge’s wife appreciates it very much.
Hillary Clinton has a new position on
same-sex marriage – It
involves beach balls, a water pistol, clothes pins and very strong ankles, but
that is all she is saying.
Man volunteers for world's first head transplant – I think he may not understand that this is getting a new head, not getting head.
Solar-powered plane on
round-the-world flight gets stuck in China – If they’re waiting for the sun to shine through the
smog, it may take a while.
Man Shoots Armadillo, Bullet Hits
Mother-In-Law – New
Jersey police think he may be lying.
Woman Stabs Husband Over Bathroom
Stink – A felony for
a smell of me.
Last week’s fake was:
Deer crashes through McDonalds Window – It left when it realized everything on the dollar menu cost a