STUPID HEADLINE 041915
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my
stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.One headline may be fake. Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be a correct answer.
Comment moderation is on for one day.
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Chris Christie plots his comeback – He left going over the George
Washington Bridge, I suspect he will return via the Tappan Zee.
Futuristic bed locks the door, brews coffee – Yeah, but can it make itself?
Pentagon Deploys ‘May I
Kiss You?’ Training – This is particularly effective against our enemies in
homophobic countries.
Send your texts 25 years into the
future – Dude,
where are you? It’s been like 25 years!
Texas man arrested for ATM “bank
robbery.” He slipped
a note in the card reader that said “I have a crowbar, spit out all you money
and no one gets hurt!”
Brontosaurus may make a comeback – PETA has finally gone too far!
Judge rules woman who recorded ex-Clippers owner Sterling's
racist rant owes his wife $2.6M – Well that is
convenient, and I’m sure the Judge’s wife appreciates it very much.
Hillary Clinton has a new position on
same-sex marriage – It
involves beach balls, a water pistol, clothes pins and very strong ankles, but
that is all she is saying.
Man volunteers for world's first head transplant – I think he may not understand that this is getting a new head, not getting head.
Solar-powered plane on
round-the-world flight gets stuck in China – If they’re waiting for the sun to shine through the
smog, it may take a while.
Man Shoots Armadillo, Bullet Hits
Mother-In-Law – New
Jersey police think he may be lying.
Woman Stabs Husband Over Bathroom
Stink – A felony for
a smell of me.
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Last week’s fake was:
Deer crashes through McDonalds Window – It left when it realized everything on the dollar menu cost a
buck.
And the winners:
Today my guess is the deer going
through the window of a McDonalds. Unfortunately, the others sound real.
Great, I
finally fool both fishducky
and Sandee
and mimi is on a streak! Visit mimi @ http://messymimismeanderings.blogspot.com/
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It's the
McDonald's Deer story for sure! :)
If I said koala bear I might have fooled this
sharp Aussie from Canada! Travel the world with Shelly @ http://www.tropicalmum.com/ good stuff
eh.
Seventeen wrong guesses, a new
record!
Congratulate the winners, and come
back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE
SUNDAY!!
My guess is Texas man arrested for ATM “bank robbery.”--it sounds too dumb, even for Texas!!
ReplyDeletegonna pick the solar-powered plane in china.
ReplyDeleteMan shoots at armadillo, hits MIL.....either he's an awful shot, or she was having the ultimate bad hair day.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure a lot of guys will be watching intently to see if that excuse holds up in court. :)
It seems to me that "Man volunteers for world's first head transplant" and "Hillary Clinton has a new position on same-sex marriage" should be in the same headline. We better ask Bill.
ReplyDeleteBrontosaurus may make a comeback.
ReplyDeleteThis one can't be true. Bronto is way to old for a comeback and no team will give him a contract.
Well, you see I don't always win.
ReplyDeleteI'll be back later to guess.
Have a fabulous day. :)
I really hope it is the Pentagon kissing training. If if isn't, I want my tax money back.
ReplyDeleteits been my experience in the past that when they all sound exceptionally crazy, they are usually all exceptionally true - so I'll say "none of the above" this time
ReplyDeleteThey are all true.
ReplyDeleteI heard that futuristic bed also packs your lunch, kisses yiou good by and pats your fanny as you're out the door. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm going to guess this one: "Woman Stabs Husband Over Bathroom Stink."
ReplyDeleteI just saw the last one on the Daily Show! I see a lot of strange headlines, especially when I'm bored in line at the grocery store.
Put me down for Texts 25 Years Into the Future as fake. How is that even possible? Though I was really hoping for the "May I Kiss You?" training to be fake. What is the military now, anyway...Miss Manners?
ReplyDeleteMay I kiss you training? Please say it ain't so. Don't recruits know how to kiss?
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what to go for this week. I am going with "Chris Christie plots his comeback" for this week. He can get stuck out here wherever he is.
ReplyDeleteTexas man arrested for ATM bank robbery is my pick. There is no threat of physical harm so robbery is taken out of the mix.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Cranky. :)