STUPID HEADLINE 041915
It’s time again for
|I think I'd look for a second opinion!|
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAYThis week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
One headline may be fake. Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be a correct answer.
Comment moderation is on for one day.
Chris Christie plots his comeback – He left going over the George Washington Bridge, I suspect he will return via the Tappan Zee.
Futuristic bed locks the door, brews coffee – Yeah, but can it make itself?
Pentagon Deploys ‘May I Kiss You?’ Training – This is particularly effective against our enemies in homophobic countries.
Send your texts 25 years into the future – Dude, where are you? It’s been like 25 years!
Texas man arrested for ATM “bank robbery.” He slipped a note in the card reader that said “I have a crowbar, spit out all you money and no one gets hurt!”
Brontosaurus may make a comeback – PETA has finally gone too far!
Judge rules woman who recorded ex-Clippers owner Sterling's racist rant owes his wife $2.6M – Well that is convenient, and I’m sure the Judge’s wife appreciates it very much.
Hillary Clinton has a new position on same-sex marriage – It involves beach balls, a water pistol, clothes pins and very strong ankles, but that is all she is saying.
Man volunteers for world's first head transplant – I think he may not understand that this is getting a new head, not getting head.
Solar-powered plane on round-the-world flight gets stuck in China – If they’re waiting for the sun to shine through the smog, it may take a while.
Man Shoots Armadillo, Bullet Hits Mother-In-Law – New Jersey police think he may be lying.
Woman Stabs Husband Over Bathroom Stink – A felony for a smell of me.
Last week’s fake was:
Deer crashes through McDonalds Window – It left when it realized everything on the dollar menu cost a buck.
And the winners:
Today my guess is the deer going through the window of a McDonalds. Unfortunately, the others sound real.
Great, I finally fool both fishducky and Sandee and mimi is on a streak! Visit mimi @ http://messymimismeanderings.blogspot.com/ a little of everything, plus information on birthdays and special designations for each calendar day.
It's the McDonald's Deer story for sure! :)
If I said koala bear I might have fooled this sharp Aussie from Canada! Travel the world with Shelly @ http://www.tropicalmum.com/ good stuff eh.
Seventeen wrong guesses, a new record!
Congratulate the winners, and come back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!