Mrs. Cranky's shopping list results

Mrs. Cranky's shopping list results

 

 

 

Answers

Cell Tom Let =  Celery/ Tomato/ Lettuce

Aimonos = Almonds

Vitre = Vitamins

Wails = Waffles

TPaqr = Toilet Paper

Shrodmy Chz = Shredded cheese

Baudy w/cocaine = Bounty with Dawn

Raisins = Raisins!

Stong Berns = String Beans

Turky = Turkey

Humas = Humus

Lima = Lima beans

Notema Bod lotier = Noxzema Body Lotion

Soap = Soap

Cknbests = Chicken Breasts

Stenk Chz = String Cheese

Pizzas = Pizzas

Milk = Milk

Butter Bomt = Butter Both kinds (stick and soft spread)

 

A perfect score would be 21

 

The Entries:

 

       betty

• Here is what I could decipher but its only about half the list:
  
  Tomato
  Lettuce
  Toilet paper
  Bounty (paper towels?)
  Raisins
  Turley
  Noxzema Lotion
  Pizzas
  Humus
  Lima (beans?)
  Soup
  Milk
  
  I'm probably wrong on 50% on those, LOL
•  
• Now if she dictated the list with a heavy accent, I would have better like to decipher it :)
• 
  betty   10 1/2 correct

Sarah
Good god, it's worse than usual but I'll give it a go!
Tom tomatoes), lettuce
Ammo (bit worrying!)
Raisins
Pizza (s)
Stout beans?
Turkey
Soap
Milk
Chz (cheese??)
Lima (llamma?)
Butter
Nuttella
Wafls (waffles?)
Bounty (could be chocolate bar or kitchen towel)
Chilly busts ...

That's it, I'm done ...    9 1/2 correct
 

1. 
   River

   I got tomato, lettuce, raisins, turkey, chicken breast, pizzas, butter, milk, soap, humus, lima (beans?), bounty without something, shampoo, cheese, waffles. The rest is just gobbledegook designed to keep you out of the house longer.    11 1/2 correct
    
2. 
   

   Arkansas Patti

   
   

   
   

   Holy crap. Raisins, green beans, turkey, soap, pizza, milk, toilet paper--phooey, I am just guessing here. She could create an unbreakable military code.  5 correct
 
3. Sandee

   Good grief... I'm not very good at this, but here goes.
   
   Celery
   Tomatoes
   Lettuce
   Almonds
   toilet paper
   Bounty w/Dawn???
   Raisins
   Waffles
   Chardonnay
   String beans
   Turkey
   Soap
   Milk
   Pizzas
   Butter
   
   That's the best I can do. Some are a mystery.
   
   Have a fabulous day. ☺    13 1/2 correct
4. 
   Stephanie Faris

   Oh my gosh! I'll give it a shot, but I'm really too busy laughing at this post to be very effective. You're awesome. Okay, here goes: celery, tomatoes, lettuce, almonds, toilet paper, Bounty, Dawn, turkey, pizzas, milk, raisins, soap...I give up!
   
   Might I suggest an iPhone app called Grocery IQ? That's what I use. :-)  11 correct
5. 
   susie

   Celery, tomato, lettuce, almonds, vitamins, waffles, shampoo,
   H20 (water), string beans, lima beans, humming bird, soap, seltzer, milk, toilet paper, paper towels, raisins, turkey, nutemabooco2, chicken breasts, butterbont
   
   These are fun!   14 correct 
6. 
   TexWisGirl

   celery
   tomato
   lettuce
   almonds
   toilet paper
   bounty ?
   raisins
   turkey
   noxema ?
   chicken breasts
   pizzas
   butter - both
   vitamins?
   wails?
   shop rag?
   cheese
   string beans
   hummus?
   lima
   soap
   stork?
   eltz?
   milk
   
   oh, good golly!   17 correct
7. 
   jenny_o

   I do work for a number of clients with atrocious handwriting, so this is what my working hours are often spent doing. No problemo!
   
   Celery, tomato, lettuce, almonds, toilet paper, Bounty w/o Ann, raisins, turkey, Noxema Bouscotia, chicken breasts, pizzas, butter (both), vitre, waffles, shropser cheese, string beans, humiglima, soap, stork cheese, milk.
   
   Well, maybe a coupla problemos ...    15 correct
8. 
   J

   This one's easier than last time!
   Celery Tomatoes Lettuce
   Almonds Vitamins Waffles
   Toilet Paper
   Bounty with Dawn
   Sharp Cheddar Cheese
   Raisins String Beans
   Turkey Hummus Lima Beans
   Nutella Biscotti Soap
   Biscuits Stinky Cheese
   Pizzas Milk
   Butter - both (since she figures you'll prolly bring home the wrong one, so this ensures she'll get what she wants!)
   I hope I win becuz I really suck at Headlines!   18 1/2 correct
9. 
   Xavier

   Well, once you've heard of Bounty w/opium it's tough to keep concentration on other unrelated tasks. Where do we find said bounty?    1/2 correct
    
10. 
    fishducky

    Today's list was relatively easy--I think I got them all!!
    Celery
    Tomatoes
    Lettuce
    Armones
    Toilet paper
    Bounty without fun OR Bounty without Ann
    Raisins
    Turkey
    Nutema Bouyeutier (this one was easy)
    Chicken breasts
    Vitamins
    Waffles
    Short hairspray
    Cheese
    String beans OR strong beans
    Humongous lima
    Soup
    Stank
    E Hertz
    Milk
    Pizzas
    Butterbunt
    
    Do I get a whoop-di-doo?   14 1/2 correct
11. 
    JJ

    Mrs. Cranky’s spelling might be somewhat poor, but her shopping list is crystal clear. In fact, this is the easiest one so far. Since the list is not numbered, I have used the holistic approach I use with my wife when I return home with dog food in preparation for the Saturday night get together.
    
    The first thing you must do is get on the cellphone and call Tom. Tell him to have the airline tickets ready. Then, be sure to pick up the vitamin-infused waffles, some Paella, and any Bovine products injected with opium. The raisins took me a while, but I finally got it.
    
    Back over on the right, immediately on top of the string bikinis, I see the combination shrimp/chicken meal, which I assume is a TV dinner. Below the string bikinis is a copy of a book published in Peru by Ernest Hemingway’s distant Latin American cousin Heminglima, followed by a package of combination soup and laundry detergent guaranteed to clean you out after the fine meal she is preparing.
    
    After acquiring the sudsy soup, be sure to get hold of Tarik and ask him for some fresh Nvtemabooeyoner from Dubai. Mrs. C. did not make it clear if the Nvtemabooeyoner was the one or two hump kind, so you should be okay. They usually go quite well with the Ckkbists pizzas. I’m Italian and I know I love ‘em.
    
    Finally, after picking up some stork cheese made from real millc, be sure to pick up a bottle of the newly discovered vitamin B177 ebony pills. They will help with the black hole that will form in the pit of your stomach when you return with the wrong items. Don’t worry about a thing. You will even F…up the raisins.
12. 
    Pixel Peeper

    OK, I'll try. (Do I count as a close friend?)
    
    At the top, she needs celery, tomatoes, lettuce and almonds.
    
    Left column: toilet paper, Bounty w/ Dawn, raisins, notemaboohidita, chicken beasts, pizzas, and batterbont.
    
    Right column: vitamins, waffles, S hairspray, cheese, string beans, hummus, lima, (hmmm...is that hummus from Lima, Peru, or maybe lima beans?), soap, stork (stork...whoa, who's expecting???), cheese (really, twice?), don't get orange juice, but do get milk.    17 correct
13. 
    Pixel Peeper

    You should market these to recruiters. Put a list like this in front of any candidate interviewing for a job and see what they come up with. It'll weed out any nuts and flakes much quicker than any question about "where do you see yourself five years from now?"
14. 
    messymimi

    As near as i can make out, the list includes celery, tomato, lettuce, bananas, toilet paper, Bounty paper towels (without a pattern on them, perhaps?), waffles, cheese (listed twice, i think either sharp cheddar or provolone or both), string beans, lima beans, butter beans, milk, humus, soap, raisins, turkey, Nutella, Biscotti, pizza, and chicken breasts. There's only one thing on there i cannot make out at all, it looks like "vitre" or "vitrs" and could mean vitamins.
    16 correct
15. 
    Val

    Celery, Tomato, Lettuce
    Kimono
    Toilet paper
    Bounty with opium
    RAISINS
    Turkey
    Nutmeg booty lotion
    Crabists
    Pizzas
    Butterbutt
    Viter
    Wails
    Sharping cheese
    Stoma berms
    Humus lima
    Soap
    Stenk eltz
    Milk
    
    Good luck finding that all in one store!    12 correct
16.  
    Stephen Hayes

    Interesting how she mixes upper and lower cases. Mixing "As" with "e".    Did not guess

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