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Sunday, December 22, 2013

STUPID HEADLINES 122213


STUPID HEADLINES 122213

It is time once again for:

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

OK, its a sign not a headline...but it is stupid!
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.

One headline is completely made up.  Guess the fake and win a mention.

 

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Walmart employee reportedly shoots co-worker's car after worker wins Employee of the Month – Oh well, there is always next month.

Laughing can lead to hernias, asthma attacks and even death: study – This is a hernia, asthma and death safe blog! (Shameless plea for validation.)

Tea Party pushes back against Boehner – Please tell me that it is pronounced Bay-ner.
Rush Limbaugh: Pope is preaching 'pure Marxism' I am a conservative, but I gotta ask, is there anything or anyone this bloated douchbag doesn’t have an issue with?

1 in 200 Women Say They've Had a 'Virgin Pregnancy' – Isn’t that the same percentage of blonde women that don’t have dark roots?


Former bartender turns wine into water – I think I liked the former carpenter’s trick better.


Man poised to lead India barred from entering US – Well yeah, if he is going to lead one billion people, we don’t have enough room!


Man’s hand grafted to his ankle – Now he can scratch that itchy foot without bending over.


Florida school named for honorary Ku Klux Klan leader to be changedSchool now called James Earle Ray High… “Go fighting bigots!”


Man claims drinking pee is healthy – Dude; you’re in trouble!


Scientists film Rudolph’s glowing nose – Next a study on how the Easter Bunny delivers all those eggs.


Ambulance called to Justin Bieber's home for passed out girl – This just makes me sick.  These big stars just call an ambulance and bingo they drop off a passed out girl.  I had to work really hard to get a passed out girl.


Japanese beauty queen banned from ceremony – Appeasing the “Volcano God” is not really as big an honor as it sounds.


Tech Pair Builds Fully Functioning Car Out Of Legos – It runs great, but it hurts like hell if you walk barefoot through the garage.

 

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Last week’s fake headline was:


GM recalls faulty brakes on Chevy's“I remember in 1987, we sold some cars with the crappiest brakes ever.  People slid all over on those things and we just laughed and laughed!”

The only winner is:

Jim and Sandie said...

I'm going to pick the GM recall. They just couldn't put out a Chevy with faulty brakes. Could they?

Jim and Sandie’s blog is “Where are the Dixons Today”

Follow the adventures of Jim and Sandie as they explore the world in their RV with their two “girls” (Dachshunds) @ http://wherearethedixonstoday.blogspot.com/

Check out and congratulate our winner!   

 

13 comments:

  1. Well, this time I have no idea so I'm going to just throw a dart and pick man barred from US with all his Indian followers.

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  2. "Former bartender turns wine into water"

    Former? I guess his boss wasn't so stupid after all.

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  3. Rudolph's glowing nose is a cute story, especially at this time of year, but I doubt it.

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  4. gee. a toss-up between rudolph's nose and wine into water. hmmm. i'll go for rudolph.

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  5. They true, every one of them. How can you do that to us?

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  6. I could've sworn I said something about the faulty brakes.
    Then I looked and realize the comment was ambiguous.

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  7. I checked after seeing Joanne's comment--THEY'RE ALL TRUE!!

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  8. I think it is about Walmart Employee. I thought that Walmart employees are usually very gracious.

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  9. I think it's the man recommending drinking pee.

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  10. This has got to be the fake one: Scientists film Rudolph’s glowing nose.

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  11. I, too, am torn between the water-wine and Rudolph's nose. I'm going with the wine. What's the point of turning perfectly good wine into water? There's no money in that.

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  12. I think it's the Rudolph's glowing nose headline - week after week I never guess right, but this one just HAS to be the fake one!!

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