1 in 200 Women Say They've Had a 'Virgin Pregnancy' – Isn’t that the same percentage of blonde women that don’t have dark roots?
Former bartender turns wine into water – I think I liked the former carpenter’s trick better.
Man poised to lead India barred from entering US – Well yeah, if he is going to lead one billion people, we don’t have enough room!
Man’s hand grafted to his ankle – Now he can scratch that itchy foot without bending over.
Florida school named for honorary Ku Klux Klan leader to be changed – School now called James Earle Ray High… “Go fighting bigots!”
Man claims drinking pee is healthy – Dude; you’re in trouble!
Scientists film Rudolph’s glowing nose – Next a study on how the Easter Bunny delivers all those eggs.
Ambulance called to Justin Bieber's home for passed out girl – This just makes me sick. These big stars just call an ambulance and bingo they drop off a passed out girl. I had to work really hard to get a passed out girl.
Japanese beauty queen banned from ceremony – Appeasing the “Volcano God” is not really as big an honor as it sounds.
Last week’s fake headline was:
GM recalls faulty brakes on Chevy's – “I remember in 1987, we sold some cars with the crappiest brakes ever. People slid all over on those things and we just laughed and laughed!”The only winner is: