STUPID HEADLINES 062913
It is time once again for:
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
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| Except in San Francisco* |
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider
sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline is
completely made up. Guess the fake and win a mention.
Georgia woman says state wanted her to prove her sex – Yeah that line never worked for me either.
Elderly New Jersey couple faces fine over bird feeder – Who knew there was an age limit to feeding
birds?
North Korea's iPad clone has a web browser, but can't connect to the
internet - Big deal, so just buy a newspaper an
encyclopedia and a dictionary and you’re good to go.
Birdwatchers flock to see rare bird, then watch it killed
by wind turbine – Carbon footprint
/ rare bird…kind of a tough trade-off!
Woman's 'foot orgasm' is first known case – Holy cow,
have I been far off from finding “that” spot! Who knew?
Why You Should Take Stress More
Seriously – Now
here is a great article, if you need to stress over stress!
Extremely rare jaguar spotted near
Arizona mountains – Duh…if it is spotted, it’s a leopard not a jaguar.
Photographer
Captures Great White Soaring 8 Feet Into The Air – Well at least white sharks can jump.
Secret ingredient in “Superglue” turns out to be…Oatmeal!
- Any mom could have told you that.
100-Year-Old Grandma Graduates From Elementary School In
Mexico- Women claims, “Those gazintas were a bitch!”
Last week’s fake headline was:
Texas woman arrested as suspected terrorist for taking pictures of Ranch
Gates – Why would anyone be taking pictures of gates? She must be up to no
good!
AND THE WINNERS!!
TexWisGirl
said...
oh, i laughed
and laughed out loud on the texas woman arrested for taking pics of gates!!!
yup, that'll be me, someday! so i'm gonna have to go with that one as i've not
been arrested...yet.
TexWisGirl is disqualified as this headline was about
her, so do not visit her blog even though she always has great photo stories.
fishducky
said...
I'll go for
Texas woman arrested as suspected terrorist for taking pictures of Ranch Gates.
Stephen Hayes
said...
Texas woman
arrested as suspected terrorist for taking pictures of Ranch Gates. ---I think
this one might be fake
Stephen
finally wins one! Go visit his posts which are some of
the best stories on the web @ http://chubbychatterbox.com/blog/
*Relax gay people, it's just a joke!
And to think I was just about to give up on this! Let's see if I can get two in a row. I think the birdwatcher headline is fake.
ReplyDeleteThat foot orgasm thing is probably true....it's called reflexology. I've been using it for years, and I think I've been pretty close a couple of times. Or maybe she was faking it. Hard to tell. ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure it's Secret ingredient in “Superglue” turns out to be…Oatmeal! (Although my turkey gravy would probably work, too!!)
ReplyDeletethis week i'm going with superglue! :)
ReplyDeleteOh, my. This is too much fun!
ReplyDeleteOh, Cranky.....you score again. My favorites were the Ipad and the shark...brilliant.
ReplyDeleteBut I am entering this week and I pick the oatmeal. I've tried it and it just doesn't stick my fingers together like the real stuff.
Hmmm is it the super glue?
ReplyDeleteI am going with the bird getting killed by the wind turbine as the fake one.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to take a risk and go with jaguar in Arizona. Good game!
ReplyDeleteI'm picking the Oatmeal Superglue. Even though oatmeal sticks to your ribs, I think there's a more secret ingredient to that glue.
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