WE’LL LEAVE A LIGHT ON FOR YA!
When Mrs. C comes home, she locks up…but she leaves the front light on.
Sometime later in the evening, (we tend to be night-owls) before we turn off the TV and go to sleep, she asks me, “Is the front light still on?”
“Did you turn it off?”
“Why do you come home at 11PM, lock up but still keep the light on?”
“Cause we’re still up. You never turn the light off while you are still up so people will know.”
“But we’re in bed, why would we want people to know we’re still up?”
“Maybe someone might need help; they would know they could knock on our door.”
“Why would you want someone in trouble to knock on our door at 11 PM when we are in bed? The logic train doesn’t stop at your station does it?”
“You’re a jerk!”
If you have a problem late at night, just knock on our door. We’ll leave a light on for ya!