HEADLINES 052012
It is Sunday, time for Cranky’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
Blind gun enthusiast wins appeal to get guns back, again – At least that’s what they told him.
NC Democratic governor rips her own state for gay marriage ban: ‘We look like Mississippi’ – I disagree. North Carolina looks like an upside down Aladdin’s lamp. Mississippi looks like a silhouette of Bart Simpson.
North Carolina Alladin's Lamp
Assaults down, but robberies jump in first quarter ACT crime Stats - Maybe our robbers have learnt to be more polite and don't thump us anymore when they relieve us of our valuables?
Guest submission and comment from JohnD toktokplace http://toktokplace.blogspot.com/
Alabama grandfather faces felony charges for attacking youth softball ump – Not such a big deal, except this was a GIRLS SOFTBALL GAME!!! Come on dude, freaking man the F up!!
Jindal On Obama's Experience: He 'Never Ran a Lemonade Stand' – Sex with an intern…not a problem, take drugs as a youth…not a problem, dodge the draft…not a problem, lousy speaker…not a problem, fight off a crazed rabbit is a river…not a problem, never ran a lemonade stand…BIG PROBLEM!!
Man sets himself on fire outside Breivik trial – If smoke is white, killer is guilty. (I know; Mrs. Cranky didn’t think it was funny either. It’s the Tourette’s.)
Beauty pageant winner caught in ugly controversy – Well it is a beauty pageant, so should the winner be ugly?
Honda creates a butt-steered Segway with the Uni-Cub rolling stool – Maybe it’s just me, but I would not call a butt steering device a rolling stool.
Egypt: Owner of belly dancing TV station arrested – I would like to see a TV station that could belly dance.
Oregon bans Native American mascots in schools - This is horrible. I say if Native Americans want to have a mascot they should be allowed to have a mascot.
Dozens of flyswatters wash up on Alaska beaches – Global Warming is blamed; flyswatters are put on the endangered species list. 
Arapaho High School, home of the Fighting WASP's....sure, why not? ;)
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As a resident of North Carolina, I would like to ask Ma Bev whats wrong with looking like Mississippi. Maybe she should start with her own party before telling the rest of us how to act. I guess lie, cheating, stealing, and many other things are okay if you are in a position of power.
ReplyDeleteThe butt-steered stool made my afternoon. Thank you!
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