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Saturday, December 24, 2011

HEADLINES 122511

HEADLINES 122511


For anyone who missed last week’s Headlines post, there was none, I was instead swimming in Barbados.  The winner of the previous week’s guest comment contest to the headline Muslim Cleric's Warning: Cucumbers Too Sexy for Women was:



               El said...

"Muslim women find themselves in a pickle and relish the long lost days when a woman could veg in peace."

My comment would be “Muslim men warned to stay away from steamed clams, but El’s is much more original.

Here it is EL – WHOOP-TEE-DOO! (You are encouraged to post the WHOOP-TEE-DOO on your blog page!)

Here are this week’s headlines and my stupid sophomoric comments:



Bon Jovi: 'Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey' What exit?

Canadian man drives with dead wife in carSome people will do anything to use the HOV lane!

Frankincense, Staple of Christmas, Doomed - Can Myrrh be far behind?

‘You Know Something? You’re a F–king A–hole’: Iowa Man Confronts GingrichJust what these primary debates need, some intelligent discourse.  Gingrich completely disarmed the man with his pithy comeback, “Oh yeah, so is your momma!”

Jules Manson Calls for Assassination of Obama and His 'Monkey Children' Speaking of intelligent discourse, this dude just might be perceived as a tad racist.  Could we maybe keep an eye on this guy?

Romney says he would deport Obama's uncle - Because that’s what is wrong with the economy, and the President has nothing else to do.  He also advocates deporting Ramon Rodriguez currently in Tampa Florida.

Holder Cites Race in Explaining Scrutiny of Justice Department Actions – Apparently some people have no tolerance for African Americans who distribute assault weapons to drug cartels.

Former NFL Players Blame League for Brain Injuries in Federal Lawsuit – Players claim the NFL hid the fact that 250 pound men running full speed and making helmet to helmet contact could be dangerous. 

Hubble Telescope Spots Complex Organic Molecules on Surface of Pluto Telescope also determines that Pluto in not a planet, but is in fact a giant ball made out of LEGOS!

This Christmas, Parents Rent Out Kids to be Beggars No silly comment here!  This is taking place in Honduras.  It is just sad and despicable.

This week’s guest comment contest because I can’t think if anything funny is:

U.K. Lawmaker Investigated by French Police Over Nazi Bachelor Party –

The best comment submitted will be awarded the prestigious WHOOP-TEE-DOO!
Good luck and Merry Christmas!

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