Stupid Headlines 091116
|Well, except in the winter|
Philippines leader Duterte expresses regret over foul-mouthed Obama comments – “I am really f*cking sorry…no sh*t, I f*cking am!”
600 marijuana plants found growing behind day care center – Well that explains why the kids loved snack time so much!
More Reports of Creepy Clowns Trying to Lure Kids Into the Woods – Who is looking for these creeps, the Keystone Kops? They are dressed as CLOWNS! With CLOWN MAKEUP!
Mom, daughter charged with incest after getting married in Oklahoma – It’s not all that weird; the daughter is planning a sex change.
Scientists say they've found a sixth taste – And it apparently is not Donald Trump.
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un bans sarcasm – Don’t tell him you really love that haircut.
AirAsia flight bound for Malaysia landed in Melbourne after pilot error - I knew I should have taken that left turn in Albuquerque.
Man robs bank because he’d rather be in jail than wife. – Does that make it petty larceny? Maybe he needed the money to pay for a divorce.
Teen pregnancy rates plunge as youngsters are too busy sexting to get together in person – OR – Maybe if you know you’re going to get some you bring a condom.
Army pulls postgame football video after prayer complaints – They are also reviewing the rule that bans atheists from foxholes.
Brown University Providing Tampons in Men’s Bathrooms Because ‘Both Sexes Menstruate’ – Ah…no they don’t…is it politically incorrect to say that? I’m sorry, I failed sensitivity training.
Dos Equis unveils new 'Most Interesting Man in the World’ – Surprisingly enough it is not The Donald!
Today is 911. It has been 15 years, NEVER FORGET!!
Happy Anniversary to Katrina @ http://theyallcallmemom.com/ and her firefighter hero husband.