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Saturday, September 10, 2016

Stupid Headlines 091116

Stupid Headlines 091116
Well, except in the winter
Philippines leader Duterte expresses regret over foul-mouthed Obama comments – “I am really f*cking sorry…no sh*t, I f*cking am!”

600 marijuana plants found growing behind day care center – Well that explains why the kids loved snack time so much!

More Reports of Creepy Clowns Trying to Lure Kids Into the Woods – Who is looking for these creeps, the Keystone Kops?  They are dressed as CLOWNS!  With CLOWN MAKEUP!

Mom, daughter charged with incest after getting married in Oklahoma – It’s not all that weird; the daughter is planning a sex change.

Scientists say they've found a sixth taste – And it apparently is not Donald Trump.

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un bans sarcasm – Don’t tell him you really love that haircut.

AirAsia flight bound for Malaysia landed in Melbourne after pilot error - I knew I should have taken that left turn in Albuquerque.

Man robs bank because he’d rather be in jail than wife. – Does that make it petty larceny? Maybe he needed the money to pay for a divorce.

Teen pregnancy rates plunge as youngsters are too busy sexting to get together in person –  OR – Maybe if you know you’re going to get some you bring a condom.

Army pulls postgame football video after prayer complaints – They are also reviewing the rule that bans atheists from foxholes.

Brown University Providing Tampons in Men’s Bathrooms Because ‘Both Sexes Menstruate’ – Ah…no they don’t…is it politically incorrect to say that?  I’m sorry, I failed sensitivity training.

 

Dos Equis unveils new 'Most Interesting Man in the World’ Surprisingly enough it is not The Donald!
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Today is 911.  It has been 15 years, NEVER FORGET!!
Happy Anniversary to Katrina @ http://theyallcallmemom.com/  and her firefighter hero husband.

16 comments:

  1. mother..daughter...ewww! i had read about the guy robbing the bank - too funny. he sat down in their lobby and said 'i'm the guy you're looking for.' :)

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  2. p.s. just read a feel-good story of a small newfoundland town that took in 7000 stranded air passengers that day when they forced all flights to land. gander intl airport. bless every one of them for their kind hearts.

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  3. The Stupidest Headline I've seen is: …HILLARY ‘REGRETS’ CALLING MILLIONS OF AMERICANS ‘BASKET OF DEPLORABLES’

    I don't believe Hillary regrets anything. She hates us all.

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  4. That's quite the collection ..... I've heard about the clowns.....maybe they just got lost looking for WalMart.

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  5. Don't like clowns. Don't like idiots. And yet, as you prove time and again, the world is full of both. Give me dogs anyday.

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  6. I'd be executed in a country that had banned sarcasm.

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  7. Can't blame the old man - 3 hots and a cot - and no nagging.

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  8. The world just gets weirder and weirder.

    I will never forget 911. Never.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  9. Re Mom, daughter charged with incest after getting married in Oklahoma--The family that lays together stays together?

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  10. Did you read the whole story about that mom who married her kid.

    When I started reading the story, I wondered why they were really throwing the book at her. Usually, they just slap people on the wrist for adult incest or bigamy.

    It turns out she had previously married her son.

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  11. I had heard about the clowns and agree. They should have been the easiest perverts ever to spot. Duh.

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  12. Was the clowns near Washington? If so, that's why they can't be found because they're blending in.

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  13. OKLAHOMA! Are you sure that wasn't Florida? (Says a mom with no plans to marry the son she just sent to Oklahoma for college.)

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  14. I'm getting kinks in my neck from shaking my head so much.

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  15. So many eewww headlines. And Brown University with the tampons in the men's room?? Seriously???

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