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Saturday, September 3, 2016

Stupid Headlines 090416

Stupid Headlines 090416

Not sure what everyone's sexuality has to do with a three legged cat.
It is time again for
Stupid Headline Sunday
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 
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Obama cuts short the sentences of 111 federal inmates – How rude!  They were just trying to expl

Dad claims he crashed car because he was trying to kill 2-year-old son – I don’t think this reasoning is going to work out in his favor.

Sheep Runs Across Outfield, Interrupts Minor League Baseball Game If only Yankee announcer of 50 years, Bob Shephard, was still alive.

Woman catches record breaking alligatorThank God!  The thing was going through 45’s and LP’s like they were nothing!

Don't say 'it's about time' Huma Abedin left Anthony Weiner – I agree, the question should be, “What the F*ck were you thinking in the first place.”

Iceland unearths rock to appease angry elves – Apparently those long winters make you a little wacky.

Love takes statistical deep dive to help make picks – It’s Davis Love picking golfers for the Ryder Cup…what the hell were you thinking?

Valedictorians so scary that school may stop honoring them – Not all valedictorians are scary, some are weirdo magnets.

Men at bra company forced to feel the pain of having boobs – There has got to be a labor law against this!

Ex-Chicago official gets 10 years in prison in red-light camera case – Ten years behind bars is tough, but in a camera case...Brutal!

Smithsburg considers allowing backyard chickens – The colonel is just waiting for those front yard strays!

Pa. man gets probation in vampire sex game case – “Probation” tee hee tee hee.

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STUPID HEADLINES

16 comments:

  1. some twisted up headlines here... :)

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  2. The video of those fellows with eight pounds on their chests was funny to watch.

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  3. The Daily Mail is an English newspaper. Taken so seriously by us. Not us.

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  4. The world just gets weirder and weirder.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  5. Such a great break from the regular news headlines. Of course, we laugh at both.

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  6. You're right - there's no reason to mention the sexual preferences of the people in that top headline unless the editor is trying to be sensationalistic. Which I guess answers my quesiton.

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  7. No wonder there is so much confusion in the world today.

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  8. The one about boobs is a classic!!

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  9. And I thought political headlines were odd. Well done today joeh.

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  10. Scary. Have you seen the one from the Midwest where the woman is going to jail for breast feeding her baby in public?
    I can't wait to get your take on this.

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  11. You always find some unique things. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

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  12. "Sheep Runs Across Outfield, Interrupts Minor League Baseball Game"

    Does it say how many lonely hillbillies were chasing it? ;)

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  13. Those men at the bra company probably thought it would be FUN to work there!

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  14. Stop honoring valedictorians? They'd better not! Or I'll go down there and--

    Uh...never mind.

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  15. They actually have a sheepherders ball out here and release sheep onto the dance floor at midnight.

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