STUPID HEADLINE 091816
It is time again for
Stupid Headline Sunday
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Woman hit, knocked to ground by catfish that fell from the sky – I cannot wait for “Catfishnado,” coming soon on the SciFi channel.
Woman kissed by sailor in famed photo at World War Two's end dies – Authorities are warning anyone who has been kissed by this sailor to seek immediate medical attention.
The real reason women seem to always go for jerks – I had to hide this article from Mrs. Cranky.
Playboy sees sales soar despite no nudity in magazines – No nudes is good news. (OK, I took that from the article.)
California gov preserves 'tampon' tax – Ooooh! I’m a guy, but I can only imagine how painful that would be! What? tax, not tacks…never mind.
Zimbabwe will print its own version of the U.S. dollar – Is this the country? I went to school with a Vito Zimbabwe and he was always getting into trouble.
Diego the giant tortoise saves his species – Protect those eggs Diego…Swiper no swipey. You did it!*
Guggenheim's 18 karat golden toilet opens today, and you can actually use it – I got nothing today, but I guarantee this will be the subject of a stupid headline story in the near future.
NYC judge dismisses case in fatal beating of wife's attacker – “Prosecutors have dropped charges against a New Yorker who used a tire iron on a fleeing, cocaine-fueled intruder who had tried to rape his wife.” This is why I love NY!
Unilever looks to buy Jessica Alba's Honest Company – Her crooked company is not for sale.
Pastor allegedly shoots, kills minister during argument over Bible at retirement home – Pretty sure that’s like number 6 on the “Thou shalt not’s!”
Mathmetician solves puzzle of parking lots – I don’t see what is so complicated, but maybe he could figure out how to make people to stop leaving their carts in parking spaces.
*Dora the explorer all you old people.
Come back next week for more