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Sunday, April 19, 2015

STUPID HEADLINE 041915


STUPID HEADLINE 041915

It’s time again for
I think I'd look for a second opinion!
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.

One headline may be fake.  Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO.  None of the above may be a correct answer.

Comment moderation is on for one day.

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Chris Christie plots his comeback – He left going over the George Washington Bridge, I suspect he will return via the Tappan Zee. 

Futuristic bed locks the door, brews coffee – Yeah, but can it make itself?

Pentagon Deploys ‘May I Kiss You?’ Training – This is particularly effective against our enemies in homophobic countries.

Send your texts 25 years into the future – Dude, where are you?  It’s been like 25 years!

Texas man arrested for ATM “bank robbery.” He slipped a note in the card reader that said “I have a crowbar, spit out all you money and no one gets hurt!”

Brontosaurus may make a comeback – PETA has finally gone too far!

Judge rules woman who recorded ex-Clippers owner Sterling's racist rant owes his wife $2.6M – Well that is convenient, and I’m sure the Judge’s wife appreciates it very much.

Hillary Clinton has a new position on same-sex marriage – It involves beach balls, a water pistol, clothes pins and very strong ankles, but that is all she is saying.

Man volunteers for world's first head transplant – I think he may not understand that this is getting a new head, not getting head.

Solar-powered plane on round-the-world flight gets stuck in China – If they’re waiting for the sun to shine through the smog, it may take a while.

Man Shoots Armadillo, Bullet Hits Mother-In-Law – New Jersey police think he may be lying.

Woman Stabs Husband Over Bathroom Stink – A felony for a smell of me. 

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Last week’s fake was:

Deer crashes through McDonalds Window – It left when it realized everything on the dollar menu cost a buck.

And the winners:


Today my guess is the deer going through the window of a McDonalds. Unfortunately, the others sound real.

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It's the McDonald's Deer story for sure! :)

If I said koala bear I might have fooled this sharp Aussie from Canada! Travel the world with Shelly @ http://www.tropicalmum.com/ good stuff eh.

Seventeen wrong guesses, a new record!

Congratulate the winners, and come back next week for more

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

15 comments:

  1. My guess is Texas man arrested for ATM “bank robbery.”--it sounds too dumb, even for Texas!!

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  2. gonna pick the solar-powered plane in china.

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  3. Man shoots at armadillo, hits MIL.....either he's an awful shot, or she was having the ultimate bad hair day.

    I'm sure a lot of guys will be watching intently to see if that excuse holds up in court. :)

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  4. It seems to me that "Man volunteers for world's first head transplant" and "Hillary Clinton has a new position on same-sex marriage" should be in the same headline. We better ask Bill.


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  5. Brontosaurus may make a comeback.

    This one can't be true. Bronto is way to old for a comeback and no team will give him a contract.

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  6. Well, you see I don't always win.

    I'll be back later to guess.

    Have a fabulous day. :)

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  7. I really hope it is the Pentagon kissing training. If if isn't, I want my tax money back.

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  8. its been my experience in the past that when they all sound exceptionally crazy, they are usually all exceptionally true - so I'll say "none of the above" this time

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  9. I heard that futuristic bed also packs your lunch, kisses yiou good by and pats your fanny as you're out the door. :)

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  10. I'm going to guess this one: "Woman Stabs Husband Over Bathroom Stink."

    I just saw the last one on the Daily Show! I see a lot of strange headlines, especially when I'm bored in line at the grocery store.

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  11. Put me down for Texts 25 Years Into the Future as fake. How is that even possible? Though I was really hoping for the "May I Kiss You?" training to be fake. What is the military now, anyway...Miss Manners?

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  12. May I kiss you training? Please say it ain't so. Don't recruits know how to kiss?

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  13. I have no idea what to go for this week. I am going with "Chris Christie plots his comeback" for this week. He can get stuck out here wherever he is.

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  14. Texas man arrested for ATM bank robbery is my pick. There is no threat of physical harm so robbery is taken out of the mix.

    Have a fabulous day Cranky. :)

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