This is from April 2012...things haven't changed much!
You’re a big fat stupid head.
I know you are, but what am I?
You’re a dope
I’m rubber your glue what you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
Stop touching me.
I’m not touching you!
So’s your mother!
He poked me.
Sticks and stones can break my bones but names will never hurt me.
I hate presidential election years!