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Saturday, April 7, 2012

GROW UP

GROW UP


I am sixty-six years old.  I have four children, three are grown-up one is headed for high school.  I have five grandchildren.  I have heard it all when it comes to bickering and infantile fighting.  I am tired of it.  Enough is enough. The more things change the more they stay the same.  When does it end?  When will everyone just grow up and I will no longer hear any more of this crap:

You’re a big fat stupid head.

I know you are, but what am I?

You’re a dope

Am not.

Am too.

I’m rubber your glue what you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

Stop touching me.

Oh yeah?

Yeah!

I’m not touching you!

Jerk!

So’s your mother!

He poked me.

Did not.

Did so.

Idiot!

Sticks and stones can break my bones but names will never hurt me.

Sleezeball!

Liar!

Crook!

Flip-flopper!

Pinko!

Fascist!

Racist!

Uncle Tom!

Baby Killer!

Woman hater!

Hawk!

Dove!

LIBERAL!!

CONSERVATIVE!!

I hate presidential election years!

8 comments:

  1. The last one is the only thing most Americans can agree on!

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  2. Ah, memories...it doesn't get better Cranky. Smiles - Astrid.

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  3. I like the political joke at the end, but these comments are what make kids kids. Of course I only have one child, a son, and no grand kids so I'm not as burned out by all this as you are. Still, enjoy their squabbling while you can because this time doesn't last--unless your children or grand kids become politicians.

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  4. And that was just the adults! You should listen to the way the kids carry on, but, I s'pose the kids had good teachers, uhhh????

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  5. I agree - I hate election years, and lately I've just hated politics. Nobody seems to know how to act older than a thirtee-year-old at the most.

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  6. I hear these all the time in school...no end to the squabbles.

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  7. Gee, another one that you hit in the head just right!

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  8. yep and why the need to hit someone in the head because he is just sitting there?!

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