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Sunday, March 22, 2020

Just for Laughs

Just for Laughs
Not much funny to find in the news these days, thought I would post some stuff Fraternity Brother Marty sent me.  If you don't like them, blame Marty...he might be a little twisted...still they made me laugh.










That's it, all I've got, er, all Marty's got, so stay loose, hunker down and wash your feckin hands!




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16 comments:

  1. Victor S E MoubarakMarch 22, 2020 at 10:16 PM

    Talking of sex ...

    A man had to make an after-dinner speech. He was reluctant.

    His colleagues suggested he tells a few jokes about sex. The speech was a success.

    When he got home, his wife asked him what he spoke about. He mumbled, "Oh ... nothing much ... boating and sailing ... that sort of thing!"

    A few days later I met his wife at the supermarket. I said that his speech was well received the other night.

    She said, "That's strange, considering he only tried it twice. The first time he was sea-sick and the second time his hat blew off!"

    God bless.

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  2. ValMarch 22, 2020 at 11:26 PM

    Heh, heh! I love the one about the CPR and "this one guy."

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  3. RiverMarch 23, 2020 at 1:50 AM

    I loved all of these. I might one day try the whispering to a stranger, if a stranger ever talks to me that is.

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  4. ValerieMarch 23, 2020 at 5:37 AM

    Oh boy, I enjoyed that. Thanks for the laugh, very much needed.

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  5. HaroldMarch 23, 2020 at 8:09 AM

    Good stuff, made me smile. :-)

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  6. ApacheDugMarch 23, 2020 at 8:32 AM

    Haha--thanks Joe, needed the laugh :)

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  7. BijouxMarch 23, 2020 at 9:22 AM

    The 3rd one from the bottom cracked me up. Thanks, Joe, I needed that!

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  8. yayaMarch 23, 2020 at 9:44 AM

    Hunkering down as a healthcare worker isn't easy but today I'm home and cleaning and of course washing my hands! This gave me a huge laugh! Thanks for the up lift! Take care out there...we're all in this together!

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  9. bailiMarch 23, 2020 at 10:01 AM

    all are good but the wife one made me think lol

    blessings dear Joe
    stay safe ans take care

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  10. bettyMarch 23, 2020 at 10:02 AM

    Always good to laugh! These were all good ones!

    Betty

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  11. Arkansas PattiMarch 23, 2020 at 11:17 AM

    I LOVED all of these. Kept having a new favorite. I really, really want to try the "You can see me?" Thanks Marty and Joe for the giggles.

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  12. HaddockMarch 23, 2020 at 1:21 PM

    I hope he could raise the bail money :-)

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  13. Rick WatsonMarch 23, 2020 at 2:51 PM

    They made me smile :)

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  14. SandeeMarch 23, 2020 at 4:06 PM

    Good ones, Joe. Love them all.

    Have a fabulous day and you and yours be well. 😎

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  15. CatalystMarch 23, 2020 at 6:04 PM

    That Marty is a funny guy.

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  16. messymimiMarch 23, 2020 at 7:20 PM

    Heeheehee! You have great friends.

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