Stupid Headline Sunday 072819
This week’s
stupid headlines and my stupider sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Rescued
turtle manages to return to the group that saved the animal nearly 2 decades
ago – Well it was at
least 200 yards from where they set him free.
Two
Southwest Airlines planes collide while backing away from the gate – Couldn’t at least one pilot hear the
“Beep Beep?”
Forever
21 blasted for sending Atkins diet bars with plus-size clothing orders – Not very nice, probably a poor
marketing strategy. They might as well say, “Here is your order Fatso!”
And yet I find this to be funny as Heck.
Sorry.
New
Mexico woman orders food, tells server 'this one's on God' before fleeing – Surprisingly enough, God is not a good
tipper.
Indiana
woman steals dentures, wears them to meeting with probation officer - #caughtwithoutmyteethin
#takingabiteoutofcrime #gumdecision #illhavejailsoup
#shesnotthetoothfairy" Hashtags are courtesy of the Sherriff’s Office.
Police
pull over Colorado driver who fixed tail light with red sports drink bottle – You have to give him credit for
ingenuity.
Colorado
father and son 3D printing their own Lamborghini – But you have to wear those crappy
cardboard glasses with the red and green lenses to drive it.
Jenna
Bush Hager Blames Sunglasses For Prince Harry Not Being Her Brother-In-Law – And if not for binoculars she could
have been queen.
Climate
change protesters arrested after super-gluing themselves to US Capitol – Quite a sticky situation…no, that’s too easy, how about, they
were unglued when released?...still too easy, I’ll just go with
Really stupid idea!
Power
outage in Washington D.C. – Congress is going on vacation, so I guess that is a power
outage, but not sure anyone will notice.
Idaho
firefighters respond to fire alarm at animal shelter, discover cat triggered it
– It was a false
alarm, and the cat tried to blame the dog.
Feel- Good Story of the Week
A
Missouri man's secret search for his wife's lost wedding ring - Love it when a plan comes together.
The driver with the sports drink bottle was ingenious, it's a shame he didn't know there's red tape you can use to cover the bulb area until you can buy a new assembly. Hope the police weren't too hard on him, he tried.
ReplyDeleteGreat ring story, and i hope you are having a blessed Sunday.
woman steals dentures, wears them to meeting with probation officer
ReplyDeleteShe bit more than she could chew.
God bless.
Didn't know airline planes had a reverse? Always love your responses. The cat blaming the dog was perfect.
ReplyDeleteYou can't make this stuff up. Love them all.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day and week, Joe. ♪♫♪♫
Heh, heh! The returning turtle! I hope they didn't leave the light on for him.
ReplyDeleteYour Sunday posts always make me smile and also make me remember that you can't cure stupid. The tail light guy also reminds me of surgery...why? Well, we get patients with bottles in places they don't belong. They always say the same thing: "I accidentally sat on it."
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha. The Atkins bar with the plus size orders. Hahahaha. Genius! I think it's funny too. - Loved the "feel good" story. That's a dedicated husband, well, for the moment anyway... Hahaha - AND, Idaho made your list. Woo hoo. This time of year we hear a lot of fire trucks out n' about. I totally missed this story! Thanks for sharing. :)
ReplyDeletePower outage in DC. Hmm. did anyone notice? Were the lights in the capital bldg on?
ReplyDeleteAn entire post of stupid headlines and no mention of Florida...
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