Stupid Headlines 020319
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This week’s stupid headlines and my
stupider sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Daniel Radcliffe
slams Tom Brady over Trump support and MAGA hat – Ah Hell, much as
I hate the Pats, this little shit-ass limey actor whose main talent is he
happens to look like Harry Potter, weighs in and makes a football game
political, so now I have to root for NE! Hey Danny Boy, how about drinking a
nice cold glass of shutty!
Royal security warned Meghan Markle
not to shut her car door – My wife often tells me to shut the front door…apparently not the same
thing.
Stephen
King 'farts' in his Tesla – I thought those things didn’t need gas.
Kansas family's Monopoly game
triggered fight, 1 needed stitches –Someone must have had to go to jail, go directly to jail,
without passing GO and not collecting $200!
South Carolina man reportedly fakes
own kidnapping for $130 - $130? Talk about low self-esteem!
Nike Slammed for
‘Insulting Islam’ With Air Max Logo That Resembles ‘Allah’ in Arabic - Who knew? I
wonder how many graphic designers at Nike know Arabic? I see the outline
of Richard Nixon...how dare they!
Connecticut governor weighs new tax
on groceries, prescription drugs – Well now I’m stuck with a Beatles ear worm:
If you drive a car, I'll tax
the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat.
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat.
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.
Serena Williams
calls on women to make the first move – OK. as long as they understand that no means no!
1969 Ford parked for
44 years is a dirty charmer - Could we just get
over that SCOTUS argument already? What? It's a Ford Torino GT Cobra?
Never mind.
over that SCOTUS argument already? What? It's a Ford Torino GT Cobra?
Never mind.
Turkey accused of stealing Syrian olives, passing off oil as their own – Holy crap, there isn’t enough going
on in that part of the world, now there fighting over olives!
Eating breakfast may not help you
lose weight, study says – Study also determined that eating a bag of chips and a pint of Ben and
Jerry’s may not help you lose weight.
UPS Deliveryman Sees Strange Dark
Spot In Middle Of Pond — And Acts Fast – A change of pace from a “dog saves man” story.
Loved, loved, loved the dog rescue. What a guy.
ReplyDeleteYour feel-good story really made me feel good!!
ReplyDeleteGood feel-good story.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
Loved the pup feel good story. I'd not heard this. I love a happy ending. As for most of the rest of the so called news? Craziness abounds.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Sunday, Joe. 😎
Stephen King 'farts' in his Tesla – I thought those things didn’t need gas. <-- I'm not sure what made me laugh more, the headline or your comment!
ReplyDeleteA Greenland meteorite from somewhere other than space would have been a more interesting story...
ReplyDeleteWe used to fight over playing pool growing up, but stitches were never involved.
ReplyDeleteIt's always nice to read a rescue story. Week before last an Amazon delivery driver was the key to finding a child who ran away from the school in this neighborhood.
I think the Kansas family just moved there from Florida, and unpacked their Monopoly game first.
ReplyDeleteYour headlines made me laugh, as usual (even if I too am a "shit-assed limey!) Loved the dog story - made me feel all warm and fuzzy.
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