Stupid headlines 021019
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Man Wants To Sue Parents For Giving
Birth To Him Without Consent – Perhaps the courts will rule to undo the birth.
Costco selling 24-pound cheese
'Wedding Cake' – I don’t think I could keep a straight face when they sing “The Bride cuts the cheese, the Bride cuts
the cheese, Hi Ho The Dario, the Bride cuts the cheese!
New York City man seen shattering
lingerie store window, taking Barack Obama mannequin – WTF is a Barack Obama mannequin doing
in a lingerie store window?
Colorado runner mauled by mountain
lion choked animal to death – PETA demands an investigation.
Marijuana use may boost sperm count,
study claims – Or it
could be the potato chips.
Florida politician reportedly resigns
following accusations she licked men's faces – Florida, the state that just keeps
giving!
Man ‘clinically dies,’ resuscitated
at Phil Collins’ ‘Not Dead Yet’ tour – This is why I don’t go to “Farewell” tours.
The boiling water challenge is
sending people to the hospital – Do not try it in Florida, and don’t throw into the wind!
Bees can be taught to add and
subtract – Well they
missed 3 out of twenty, so they only get…wait for it… a ”B.”
Nancy Pelosi recreates 'sarcastic'
clap – That’s
the Liberal headline, so pleased with NP’s fantastic clap…Conservative headline
was “Nancy Pelosi has ‘the’ clap.”
FEEL-GOOD STORYs
Airport stranger’s kindness reminds
dad to embrace our differences – No big deal, simple everyday kind of thing, the very type of
thing that should be a FEEL-GOOD
story…check it out.
ONE MORE:
Wildlife team reunites baby otter
with its mother – The
only thing cuter than an otter is a baby otter!
Loved the airport story!!
ReplyDeleteHeh, heh! My 13-year-old self would sing that bride's song at the top of my 13-year-old lungs! But even my 13-year-old self is not dumb enough to do those challenges. I guess they should have had an ice bucket ready to pour over their head after flinging the boiling water.
ReplyDeleteSo THAT'S why we had eight kids. . .
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to come up with some witty remark about the 'born-without-my consent' guy, but I got nothing more than 'ungrateful narcissistic dumb$#i+". . . His parents should counter-sue for 'misappropriation of everything we ever gave you'. . .
When I first heard about the man killing a mountain lion with his bare hands, I immediately thought of Davy Crockett and thought, the man should run for office. It worked for Davy.
ReplyDeleteI saw that Colorado thing on Facebook but it had a picture of Chuck Norris running...I'm betting he could strangle a little ol' mountain lion. Those bees have math down so now maybe they could move on to spelling.
ReplyDeleteSuing parents for giving birth to him? That sounds like a plot for 'Law & Order'.
ReplyDeleteYou always find the most amazing "news"!
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to think you're having a bit too much fun with Florida...
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