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Thursday, December 27, 2018

Anonymous Comments


Anonymous Comments

Am I the only one who gets stupid anonymous comments?  I assume I am not.  What are these people (bots) after?  I do not publish them.  What do they gain?  What satisfaction do they get?

Bueller?  Anyone?

I don’t get it.
For example:


Today, I went to the beach with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.”; She placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone! on HOUSE PAINTING

Anonymous

on 12/26/18

No you didn’t!  And btw idiot, hermit crabs don’t bite…WHAT DO YOU WANT??


I appreciate, result in I found exactly what I was having a look for. You have ended my four day lengthy hunt! Godd Bless you man. Have a greast day. Bye on Closet War

Anonymous

on 12/25/18

You had a 4 day hunt about me and my wife fighting over closet space??  Who are you, Latka Gravas? Learn English and learning to be speller.
Latka from "Taxi"

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Anonymous on 12/24/18

What?  Myspace? Does that even exist anymore?


When I originally left a comment I seem to have clicked on the -Notify me when new comments are added- checkbox and now each time a comment is added I recieve 4 emails with the exact same comment. There has to be a means you can remove me from that service? Appreciate it! on HOUSE PAINTING

Anonymous

on 12/24/18

No you do not, and how the frig would I fix it if you did…GO AWAY!!


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Anonymous

on 12/24/18

Er…information?  It was a stupid poem about being drunk…NO INFORMATION AT ALL…GO AWAY!!!


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Anonymous

on 12/23/18

Absolutely, I love guest bloggers.  How can I reach you and who the fuck are you?


I love your blog.. very nice colors & theme. Did you design this website yourself or did you hire someone to do it for you? Plz respond as I’m looking to create my own blog and would like to find out where u got this from. many thanks on STUPID HEADLINES 122318

Anonymous

on 12/23/18

Please tell me how to respond so I can tell you to FUCK OFF!! You want to create a blog, go to blogger.com, it is not rocket science…GO AWAY!!


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Anonymous

on 12/23/18

I do not use WYSIWYG, I use GETTHEFUCKOFFMYBLOG!!

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Anonymous

on 12/23/18

Why thank you.  I will expect to maintain the good work for your enjoymenting very muchly.

I get three of four of these every day.  They are not a problem, they are simple to delete.  I am just truly curious as to why someone would take the time to respond like this or to create some friggin program to attach comments to blogs.  It must take some time.  It must involve some effort?  What are they getting for the effort?

Anyone…Bueller…

23 comments:

  1. Yeah, I get those now and again. It's always easy to know if they aren't English speakers though. Sometimes I think they're just trying to practice. I like the ones where they tell me "very good information!!", when all I'm doing is bitching about stuff. haha

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  2. I get them a couple times a month. Some of them in a squiggly language I don't recognize. They go straight to my spam folder, mostly. Here's one who was quite impressed with my facilities:

    "I attended a few company events here and I must say that I was impressed every time. The event venues Chicago were aesthetically pleasing with very good decorations and seats. The place had a great layout overall, and was at a comfortable temperature."

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  4. Sometimes you just get lucky I guess.lol If you go under settings on your blog. In the comment section, check off only google account holders can comment. Anonymous users cannot comment on you blog afterwards.

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  5. They are just spammers. These are very old comments that I got years ago, new spammers seem to all get the same handbook to work through and eventually they'll leave similar lame comments but they'll have weird names instead of being anonymous.

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  6. Whoa this is a handy web-site.

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  7. I was going to say the same as Ann. I did have a problem once but changed the settings to stop it. One did sneak by but I copied and pasted it (with a comment) to other bloggers as a warning. Not heard anything from them that he/she/it has bothered them since.

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  8. They have a reason, i don't know it and i don't really care that much. Probably has to do with trying to infect our computers.

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  9. You can turn off the anonymous comments and they won't bother you anymore, but then you wouldn't have this blog fodder either.

    You can also go to their link and if you can comment on their blog you can copy and paste their comment several times on one of their posts.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend. 😎

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  10. I get them every once in a while. Mostly the ones about 'good information.' But, they are rarely anonymous. It's odd that you get so many.

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  11. I've gotten that same anonymous comment as you did about the seashell held to the ear and probably a few others as well. "Love your website, did you design it yourself" type comments were all the rage last year. They are auto bots looking for a place to put their link so others will link on them. Each click probably pays them a cent or two. I still allow anonymous comments but I moderate them and just don't publish the ones that are click bait.

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    1. I'd get that if there was a web site to click, but generally that is not the case.

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  12. Well they are kind of funny but glad I don't allow them. I only allow those with Google accounts. I have enough trouble with Spam that have legit URLs. Usually I can catch them and delete them before anyone has a chance to click on them.

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    God bless.

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  15. Maybe people want to remain anonymous for privacy reasons.
    I personally have no problem with that as long as their comments contribute to discussion and are not categorized as spam.

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    1. I'm clearly talking about the anonymous spam. Do not understand what they are after. Otherwise I have no problem either.

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  16. I get them too, Joe. I just delete them. No idea what they really want.

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  17. I do get them occasionally....and delete them. Makes more work for me clearing them off.

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  18. It befuddles me, too, but I don't get a whole lot of them. And I never click on their link, even it it promises hot sex and porn.

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